T-Rexx
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First your kids stop watching, next thing you know, your posting at tattlelife raging about the kaybros. It's an oft told tale around these parts.
Michael and Dave Kay #12 Uncomfortably creamy and not very dreamy
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ChildSizeShirt
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Am I going insane or did Michelle say that tomato sauce tastes like blood? Something is definitely wrong with her besides the usual Kay stuff
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Kyles Chesthair
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I heard that too and did a face palm.
Claude4
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Yes it is a crazy family and as some have mention, Michelle is fucked up too. My wife remembers when she asked for a gift card to buy something in one video. I remember her specifically asking a Stan to buy her some clothing article and she would wear it as a prize. She is a grifting little witch that spins like a top. Prove me wrong.I cannot believe that YT burner account of mine hasn’t been banned. In the meantime this channel really is dead but GD it’s fascinating how fucked up this family is in general.
@Claude4 I read that in Patrick’s voice too
PeanutButterCup28
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I'm so glad you caught that too! Like, what exactly does that mean??? Years of experience ducking from creepy crawlies??? I highly doubt that Michael is in the outdoors much, so was this another nod back to his Boy Scout days? So weird as always. Also, he stated that he was boarding the ship at 8:00pm, even though you had until 9:30 because he was trying to stick to East Coast time. WHY??? You are on vacation. This guy!
Michael is 32, I believe. Years ago I thought we were the same age, and was shocked to find out his actual age. Same with Tom Corless. Thought he was near his 50's...but he's 34. Living the Disney life really does take it's toll!
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Bison Burger
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This is why I don’t mind making fun of his appearance. It’s not like he’s some well to do Samaritan who just happens to be struggling with his weight and appearance. He’s a grifting man child who acted like he just entered the chocolate River room of Willy wonka’s chocolate factory as soon as he became a Florida resident. I don’t feel bad for you at all when your health is obviously deteriorating all because you think life is just a never ending Disney vacation that you’re somehow entitled to. Turns out calories DO count at Disney, Michael. And it isn’t even just the calories. Eat a bleeping vegetable every once in a while. Get some actual nutrition.
TikiMeerkat
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For those who may not know, you can buy a National Parks “passport” and collect stamps at each park you visit. It’s an easy and accessible thing to do, and millions of people have figured out how to put an ink stamp into their little booklet with no issues. But if you’re confused, don’t worry — Michael Kay is here to remind you “do not stamp your federal passport… I cannot reiterate that quite enough.”
(Full disclosure, in the video you can see a laminated sign on the table reminding people of the same — but one does get the impression that this was a mistake Michael would have been about to make himself.) (Also worth noting that Michael stamped one of the free papers instead of the booklet he was no doubt too cheap to buy.)
Also, if this numbskull was a Boy Scout on the east coast where he grew up, then the only bears he ever encountered were black bears, which are night and bleeping day from the grizzlies in Alaska. But nice to see the confidence dripping off of Mr. Bear Experience over here, along with the pastry crumbs still clinging to his stubble from breakfast.
(Full disclosure, in the video you can see a laminated sign on the table reminding people of the same — but one does get the impression that this was a mistake Michael would have been about to make himself.) (Also worth noting that Michael stamped one of the free papers instead of the booklet he was no doubt too cheap to buy.)
Also, if this numbskull was a Boy Scout on the east coast where he grew up, then the only bears he ever encountered were black bears, which are night and bleeping day from the grizzlies in Alaska. But nice to see the confidence dripping off of Mr. Bear Experience over here, along with the pastry crumbs still clinging to his stubble from breakfast.
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At least we haven't had to watch her go down on Dave recently.
Claude4
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That made me laugh. Thanks.
Ponyhans
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Did you catch that Micheal is whispering in Dave's video around 10:25 because he misunderstood what to do when bears are around and thought they had to be quiet. He's a real bear expert indeed.
(Edit: sorry it's 10:20)
I agree with you Theresa, you tell him. But I think she will have had enough soon and leave like her children.
(Edit: sorry it's 10:20)
I agree with you Theresa, you tell him. But I think she will have had enough soon and leave like her children.
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TikiMeerkat
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History repeats itself — Michael can curate his own videos all he wants, but the truth always comes out in Dave’s sloppy footage. First vaccinations, now bears.
Nate's Top Button
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You're welcome! Least I could do for all the times you've made me laugh.
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barkleyblue
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ABSOLUTELY agree!
Claude4
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Michael puts out 9 minutes of boredom today. Recap:
wakes up early to stay on EST which he thinks is best. Michelle and Dave are still asleep. Talks about how lucky they got with the weather. Loves the explorers club what ever that is. His ship is the first one into Sitka which he likes. Sees a jelly fish when coming into port. Taps the ship as he leaves and reassures ship he won’t be gone long. Looks at merch. Comes back to get Dave and Michelle and goes on a bus tour that he doesn’t explain. Goes back to ship said he had a snack because he’s not hungry. Says the ship is experiencing 3 meter swells which is complete bullshit. I’ve spent almost 2 years at sea back in my USMC days and those were not even close to being 9 foot seas. duck you Michael. At least he’s lost some weight.
wakes up early to stay on EST which he thinks is best. Michelle and Dave are still asleep. Talks about how lucky they got with the weather. Loves the explorers club what ever that is. His ship is the first one into Sitka which he likes. Sees a jelly fish when coming into port. Taps the ship as he leaves and reassures ship he won’t be gone long. Looks at merch. Comes back to get Dave and Michelle and goes on a bus tour that he doesn’t explain. Goes back to ship said he had a snack because he’s not hungry. Says the ship is experiencing 3 meter swells which is complete bullshit. I’ve spent almost 2 years at sea back in my USMC days and those were not even close to being 9 foot seas. duck you Michael. At least he’s lost some weight.
Karl Berg
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Today may possibly be the most boring non-green screen video he has ever made. Complete waste of time. I swear this guy thinks going to gift shops is experiencing whatever port he is at. He basically just loves to manhandle souvenirs and 'relax'. What is he relaxing from is the main question.
Bison Burger
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The “relaxing” stuff has always gotten on my nerves. What is he so tired from? Lifting the fork to his mouth? The guy doesn’t do anything! I’m not sure if there are any Seinfeld fans here but I always think about the episode where Kramer goes to a baseball fantasy camp and an annoyed George replies, “his whole life is a fantasy camp!”
Irony of Ironies. I found this site because Michael had said in a number of his videos that he was an Eagle Scout. I didn't know the Karlsberg connection, but as I've got a kid in scouting, I thought it would be interesting to show him some youtubers that had been scouts. But even knowing that I should have been looking for "Michael Karlsberg Eagle Scout" I still can't find any evidence of his involvement. Heck, even a quick Google search brings up my uncle's Eagle Scout project from 1970! I mean, son of "prominent" doctors and grandson of a State Dept. official earns Eagle, that would have made some newspaper somewhere.
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