Melissa Mills #35 Oiling my legs in bed and pretending my marriage ain't dead

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Melly thinks Christmas is the white rich kid fantasy that’s been fed to us through the American films. Irish Christmases aren’t like that. You’d think she would realise that, coming from Arden View in Tullamore. (No shade to the midlands, just her notions).
Hey Melly, did you start baking the Christmas cake in November or just decide to buy the blood soaked one in M&S on Christmas Eve? Xxx kisses
 
They are big hypocrites celebriting Ramadan and then Christmas .She is tablescaping her one table for who, who is attending the rental apt? Its defo not her Dad and sister etc, the people who do believe in Christmas.Her kids and little man are Muslims so whats with Santa ?

No one takes hours to wrap, she yet again being very dramatic.If she spent less time attaching bows to her wine glass she would get on with the jobs.She has to untie the bow to wash the glass ! She is a fool.
 
She’s such a judgemental witch. Imagine chatting to her, maybe proudly telling her that you got your daughter a new phone (maybe this woman saved for that for months) and the seeing it called out on her stories. Horrible.
(I agree its a bit ridiculous a 9 year old getting a phone - but there’s ways to say that that don’t involve shaming people)
 
Fatface said:
She’s such a judgemental witch. Imagine chatting to her, maybe proudly telling her that you got your daughter a new phone (maybe this woman saved for that for months) and the seeing it called out on her stories. Horrible.
(I agree its a bit ridiculous a 9 year old getting a phone - but there’s ways to say that that don’t involve shaming people)
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The laugh of it all is her own kids were/are stuck in ipads constantly since they could talk. Remember years ago that one and only time they were at the beach somewhere and there was Myhana on her F##king ipad AT THE BEACH!!!! ( its way back on the threads here).She was forever filming them at fancy restaurants etc and the kids were always glued to ipads. A phone to a 9 year old is just a small version of an ipad, so she's needs to shut her own hypocrital face!
 
Fatface said:
She’s such a judgemental witch. Imagine chatting to her, maybe proudly telling her that you got your daughter a new phone (maybe this woman saved for that for months) and the seeing it called out on her stories. Horrible.
(I agree its a bit ridiculous a 9 year old getting a phone - but there’s ways to say that that don’t involve shaming people)
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I don’t think she actually just so happened to speak to some woman on the very day she was asked that question on stories but I totally agree with you she’s made 2 stories now being a smarmy witch and doing side eye emojis, imagine being the woman seeing that! That sort of behaviour unfortunately only isolates her kids as parents will avoid fostering those friendships.
 
Out of all the instahuns melly is by far the worst. Crying about Gaza when you proudly show off your M&S hauls. You're one ugly ass cow on the inside and outside. You are hated by everyone. School mothers, your ex neighbours, pippa O Connor, your boyfriend, your family. Literally nobody likes you. That would drive you to drink wouldn't it.
 
Irishgirl14 said:
God she is so bleeping stupid 🙄 😂 doesn't no were the donnybrook fair shop is clue is it's in the name of the shop 😉 why do shops send this gobshite anything
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I totally agree. She is so dim it’s unreal. She said ‘they have just opened a new store in Donnybrook..WRONG. Their store in Donnybrook has been there for YEARS. It literally says on the card she showed that’s it’s newly revamped which is a different thing entirely. There’s also about 50,000 lights on the outside of the shop on the main route into town so a blind man could see it…
Why is she so stupid
 
There's a Donnybrook Fair in Dundrum where this clown spends most of her time. And in Stillorgan where she gets her putrid hooves descaled. How can she possibly think the one in Morehampton Road is new? It's been there 20 years. I genuinely think she has some kind of learning difficulties. Has she any post primary education?
 
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There's a Donnybrook Fair in Dundrum where this clown spends most of her time. And in Stillorgan where she gets her putrid hooves descaled. How can she possibly think the one in Morehampton Road is new? It's been there 20 years. I genuinely think she has some kind of learning difficulties. Has she any post primary education?
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The bimbo doesn’t realise it’s called Donnybrook fair because Donnybrook was the og 🤪
 
Went to do the food shop - but just picked up those bits???? When is she planning on doing it then? Because it’s only going to get wilder
Also doesn’t look like M&S to me….
 

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I don't know if she's trying to sound knowledgeable sharing this or wants to pretend she's watching Christmas movies with the first born and myhanna 🫣🫣🤪🤪🤪
 

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