Melfyx - yer big dippin bestie

[PhannyPhart]

I hate this big fat, boring, specky bleep

 

[BoBdoo]

Did that purse really just propose to her with a man bag and an under armour tracky on? Mortified.

 

[Chatterbox2412]

Did that purse really just propose to her with a man bag and an under armour tracky on? Mortified.

Hahah he’s like a wee ned on his holidays isn’t he, I cannot get over the Methadone Mick teeth tho!
When is their baby due? She looks 9 months pregnant already

 

[wossupwithagossip]

Omg imagine marrying that? She’s awful (inside and out)

 

[princesspiexoxoxox]

Omg those teeth and imagine wearing that to propose to your gf hahaha she disgusts me

 

[Havingalookgirls]

Did that purse really just propose to her with a man bag and an under armour tracky on? Mortified.

I can't stand her, she's a fat greedy bleep. Strong I know but I've just never liked her at all. She winds me up but she clearly knew he was going to propose when he's telling her to wear make up, wear something nice. Then he turns up like a 12 year old boy on his first holiday

 

[BoBdoo]

I’d have more respect for her if she was honest and just said she had the test because of her BMI.

 

[wossupwithagossip]

Should’ve read “I got this because I’m the size of a caravan”

I’d have more respect for her if she was honest and just said she had the test because of her BMI.

 

[PhannyPhart]

Somebody shagged that fat, boring, smug, specky, cow?

 

[Chatterbox2412]

Somebody shagged that fat, boring, smug, specky, cow?

Aye but check the Kip of him

 

[cupofyourfinest]

Almost similar set up to wee Rylan taking a run at our pillow princess of the north, Stephanie Vanilla Vavron.

 

[Chatterbox2412]

This big beast would literally travel to the end of the earth for a free dinner!
Just seen she was at St Andrews Fairmont hotel on a freebie - I don’t get it… nothing about her ‘review’ would make me book it. She tells you nothing about the hotel/rooms/restaurant or menu choice/location from the main town (cos it’s a wee trek), what’s round about, the spa (even tho she got a free treatment), how far it is from Glasgow/Edinburgh, average costs - not a single thing! I can’t get my head round why these places gift these clowns free stuff if the aim is to get more custom. At least give people information!

 

[Spanor511]

This big beast would literally travel to the end of the earth for a free dinner!
Just seen she was at St Andrews Fairmont hotel on a freebie - I don’t get it… nothing about her ‘review’ would make me book it. She tells you nothing about the hotel/rooms/restaurant or menu choice/location from the main town (cos it’s a wee trek), what’s round about, the spa (even tho she got a free treatment), how far it is from Glasgow/Edinburgh, average costs - not a single thing! I can’t get my head round why these places gift these clowns free stuff if the aim is to get more custom. At least give people information!

And big chubby Melfy who been round the gallowgate more than the number 2 bus isn’t exactly the target audience of The Fairmont. It proves these companies don’t actually know who is promoting them.

 

[wossupwithagossip]

I’m sick of seeing those wee fat sausage fingers showing off her H Samuel ring

 

[Spanor511]

I’m sick of seeing those wee fat sausage fingers showing off her H Samuel ring

Considering she’s his beard. It’s astonishing.

 

[Chatterbox2412]

And big chubby Melfy who been round the gallowgate more than the number 2 bus isn’t exactly the target audience of The Fairmont. It proves these companies don’t actually know who is promoting them.

Haha look at the advert for the Fairmont that came up on my Instagram…

Imagine booking expecting people like this then you get there and Big Beast Melfy & the wee fella with his Methodone Mick teeth are swan

 

[Spanor511]

Haha look at the advert for the Fairmont that came up on my Instagram…

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Imagine booking expecting people like this then you get there and Big Beast Melfy & the wee fella with his Methodone Mick teeth are swan

The staff must have thought Melfy was taking her eldest away for the night before she has his wee brother.

 

[DeeDeeMcFarlaneXXX]

Considering she’s his beard. It’s astonishing.

Thanks duck it’s no just me that realises he’s gay.

 

[Spanor511]

Thanks duck it’s no just me that realises he’s gay.

It’s ripping out him.

 

[wossupwithagossip]

If I was choosing a beard to hide the fact that I liked the sausage I would choose a really hot one…she’s one big scary ned..maybe he’s in some sort of hostage situation. We need a code word for wee meth mick in case he wants back to his boyfriend