Megan Mckenna #2 Bump on display, moving away, give it a year till they call it a day

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Ok, new to this thread but buckling myself in for the car crash that is going to be this selfish, vain narcissist attempting to put another human before herself … it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Can someone one pretty please quickly fill me in on the “going to get milk” reference? Did OddBod do a Darren Day back in the day?
She wouldn’t be able to look after a baby if her life depended on it!
 
Congratulations, hope you’re doing well!

Yeah you’d think she was the first person on earth to breastfeed. She’s such a bore. Also I don’t think she has any actual friends lol
Thank you ❤️
I haven’t posted any pictures of my tit in his mouth to insta so I reckon I’m doing it wrong.

What’s her obsession with showing him being burped too? Like holding him up and taking pictures? I don’t understand why that needs documenting so much!
 
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Thank you ❤️
I haven’t posted any pictures of my tit in his mouth to insta so I reckon I’m doing it wrong.

What’s her obsession with showing him being burped too? Like holding him up and taking pictures? I don’t understand why that needs documenting so much!
Because this is driving traffic to her site and probably more 🐑 too, so engagement is off the chart. It's a marketing dream using a baby as an accessory for your channel..... The collabs are queuing up and she'll be raking in the dosh. £5k for a promotion, do a few a month and she's in the money......
 
Anyone find it strange her new born breastfed baby apparently slept 12-5 and then went back to sleep at 6. Do we think she’s bullshitting or whipped the formula out? 🤣


I'm going to disagree with you, here's why.

My eldest snacked every 45 mins to 2 hours day and night for 8 months. Nearly killed me!

By contrast my daughter was a "binger" - fed off me for 2-3 hours every evening, then slept 5 hours minimum right from night 2. I was panic stricken after my son, checking her breathing & expressing in the sink! How different two babies can be.......

I honestly never had that graveyard feed with her. It can happen, it's not common but if baby is taking enough nourishment, they'll sleep.
 
Amateur mid wife here😉 but her baby looks jaundice to me. My mid wife told me not to leave a jaundice baby more than four hours to feed as breast feeding flushes the bilirubin from their system?
My baby had jaundice when he was born a few months ago and they kept us in for 3 days even though it was only just above the acceptable line, it had to be way under for us to be discharged. I wonder if anyone’s picked up on it or what they’re like with it in Germany.
A lot of my friends said they were just told to go for a walk in the sun to sort theirs with their babies so unsure if it’s a new thing or just hospital specific, it was picked up on our first midwives visit at home
 
Aw poor kid, looks just like his dad😂😂

As soon as I had a good look at him all I could see was oddbod. The poor child.

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Amateur mid wife here😉 but her baby looks jaundice to me. My mid wife told me not to leave a jaundice baby more than four hours to feed as breast feeding flushes the bilirubin from their system?
I also got told this and my baby’s was super mild - he was sleeping loads and not really having wake windows/we’d have to wake him for every feed, if I’d not been told this I’d have thought I just had an easy baby!
 
Apparently all new born babies look like their Dad. It something to do with the fact that in Stone Age time monogamy was not a thing and the dad needed to know he was the Dad like. And that baby looks like his Dad including that stupid fringe!
I was trying to explain this exact thing to my colleague the other day! (She is expecting a girl) and was worried she might look like her dad… and I helpfully explained that yes she most likely will!😂🫠
 
Yeah there’s no chance that happened. Also don’t they advise you to feed every few hours when BF to establish supply in the early days!!
Not with demand led feeding. Binging for 2/3 hours is a way to stimulate supply, as is constantly snacking on/off every 45mins - 2 hours. Both ways get the same supply established. It's way harder with a snacker! Like everything it's not an exact science but it should take Megan around 4 weeks.

I expect her to have given up by two, I'll be shocked if she carries on beyond.
 
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