Megan Mckenna #2 Bump on display, moving away, give it a year till they call it a day

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Random but I was looking at articles from when he was with his ex and thought oh she’s really young when I saw her age (she’s only about 25 now) and then didn’t realise Ollie is 5 years younger than Megan. Can’t believe Megan got engaged to a guy in his mid 20s and started IVF after just knowing him a matter of months. Madness. There’s no way this is gonna last. Look how much they’re hiding from social media. It’s weird and I bet there is more being hidden.
 
Penguinlady said:
A quick Google search came up with this dated 2020. I’m too wondering if he wasn’t the father if he played away a lot. Awful if that is the case!
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Ex-Celtic ace Oliver Burke and WAG Lauren announce they are expecting baby

EX-CELTIC ace Ollie Burke and his missus are expecting a baby. WAG Lauren Squires shared the good news with fans on Instagram by uploading a scan pic and a babygrow with ‘baby Burke’ wr…
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He looks a right cnut there too.
 
He’s latched onto her boobies everyone. That’s almost as bad as when Charlotte was referring to hers as ‘udders’ but not quite.

Why do influencers feel the need to post all over Instagram pictures and videos of their children with a nipple in their mouth. Is there no privacy for these children anymore. Once an image is out there it’s out there for the world to see and there are some sick people online. I’d be utterly horrified thinking there was even the remote possibility someone could be using the video or picture of my baby feeding in a certain way.
 
She’s bleeping rancid 🤢 everything about her knocks me ill.

What are we going for-

A perfect golden child that sleeps through the night from 1 day old, she weans him early at 4 months ‘cause he’s so ready for it’ and he eats everything she cooks him, is going to nursery early cause he’s so advanced with a perfect birth story and attentive partner, or…

The big ✨traumatic✨ birth and baby who’s a nightmare sleeper, she’s confused that she actually needs to interact with him and teach him how to do things and is getting him assessed for autism and ADHD aged 2 because after having a phone pointed in his face since the minute he was born, he’s not meeting milestones because he’s had no interaction? (But she wouldn’t have got through it without Oli)
 
2015 me is very smug and very pleased about this current turn of events 😏 Back in 2015 it was me in a different country to my family and friends with a newborn baby feeling extremely out of my depth and struggling massively! At that time, trash TV was the only thing that kept me going through the relentlessness of feeding, winding, rocking and hushing a very unsettled baby. At this time, she was raising hell on her first season of Ex on the Beach and I would’ve given ANYTHING to be one of those carefree singletons getting pissed in a villa in the sunshine! I remember looking at her and thinking “what have you honestly got to complain and kick off about? You just wait til it’s your turn to do all this, you won’t know what’s hit you!”

And now she’s the one in a different country with a newborn and I’m safely out the other side with a 8-year old ahhhhhh the smugness is off the scale and 2015 me is blowing a chef’s kiss your way Megs, good luck hun! 😝
 
I honestly can’t think of anything tougher than being in a new country with no friends or family nearby with a brand new baby and a partner who seems useless and she’s recovering from a C-section!
They are in the newborn love bubble right now but the reality is, it will be very tough soon. I imagine he gets up early for training too so he’ll be gone alot. Even if they hire help shes still going to be doing the majority of things on her own. She wasn’t even in Germany that long before the baby came to familiarize herself with the city. How isolating will that start to feel?!
Sure, her family will come visit but it’s not that easy as it still involves a plane ride and they have their own lives.
I’d almost feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a twit. I give it 6 months tops and she’ll demand to move back to England.

Also, calling it now, by next year she’s going to be an “expert” on making baby food and her next cookbook will be around weaning. Anything to make money off this kid.
 
To be fair you can have any birth you like if you pay for it. She was going to give birth in the Portland in London. I suppose knowing when the baby was being born was sensible so her sister could be there etc. I literally don’t get what the rush with the ivf was and then the stupid decision to move to Germany at such a crucial time. He’s a professional football player not in the army or something. Why sign a contract to go and play in another country? I get the vibes HE decided that’s what he was doing and she just went along with it!!

Edit typed this all out before I read the previous poster. I know nothing of football
 
Catlady1 said:
To be fair you can have any birth you like if you pay for it. She was going to give birth in the Portland in London. I suppose knowing when the baby was being born was sensible so her sister could be there etc. I literally don’t get what the rush with the ivf was and then the stupid decision to move to Germany at such a crucial time. He’s a professional football player not in the army or something. Why sign a contract to go and play in another country? I get the vibes HE decided that’s what he was doing and she just went along with it!!
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He’s probably dodging child maintenance payments 😆 If you move abroad they can’t make you pay anything.
 
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