Mason Mount #9 Basements are drying, women are crying, why does Mason's hair look like its dying?

[Scuffed]

What's she going to do? Tell my mum?

True My little shits would put me on blast big time!!

 

[User name taken]

I loved a bit of position of the fortnight

That's a blast from the past, I remember getting a bollocking my parents thought I'd given my More magazines to my younger sister, when she'd been nicking out my room.

Paddy Long Dong is hitting you with voodoo!

Don't need another one with the mind fucking.

 

[PunkRocker]

I loved a bit of position of the fortnight

Filth! I chose to remain pure until marriage so I would not lower myself to such disgusting content

 

[Scuffed]

Speaking of coincidences, I was watching a vid of Bamford yesterday just checking him out (on phone), had netflix on pause (tv) so after a while ads for films pop up on tv, one was Law abiding citizen with Gerard Butler, saw it of the corner of my eye, as I did Bamford was asked what's his favourite film....Law abiding citizen.

 

[keylimepie]

More magazine I can vaguely remember my sister having and I used to cop a quick look!

Such a shame tattle doesn’t have DMing facilities as I’m sure this thread would have the boys popping by to come play. I like to think of it more that Mase doesn’t know how to get in touch rather than think I’m a grade A nutcase

 

[User name taken]

Yep, I was like ' Well, fuck me wasn't expecting that!'

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

I've just taken the eldest Geraldine Jnr for her back to school brow tint and wax and as we sat in Costa afterwards she asked me if I had seen that website where these old women talk about Mason Mount and Jack Grealish's knobs it's called tattle tales or something like that

Her friend found us on a Google search for Mason Mount spit. It was so hard not to tell her it's me and my FBC crew

Omg. Old women talking about their knobs.
I mean, I suppose they are right but it’s a bit crushing

 

[PunkRocker]

More magazine I can vaguely remember my sister having and I used to cop a quick look!

Such a shame tattle doesn’t have DMing facilities as I’m sure this thread would have the boys popping by to come play. I like to think of it more that Mase doesn’t know how to get in touch rather than think I’m a grade A nutcase

I think you're absolutely right. The only way he would have of getting in touch would be to post on insta something like 'PunkRocker, I really like your vibe and I think we should meet up, get naked and bang all night. DM me!' and that's obviously not going to work because he'd get a load of wackadoodle imposters sliding in!

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

True My little shits would put me on blast big time!!

She knows the bank of mum would close if she grassed me up

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

I guess I'll accept that as a compromise then



I envy these kids who find their calling so early in life! oh to be so young and know that I'm meant to be a thirsty sock hoe for life!

I know, right? I’ve missed my chance in life.
I’d have rather not known about it than know and realise I’m far too late to do it.

 

[QueenL]

I've just taken the eldest Geraldine Jnr for her back to school brow tint and wax and as we sat in Costa afterwards she asked me if I had seen that website where these old women talk about Mason Mount and Jack Grealish's knobs it's called tattle tales or something like that

Her friend found us on a Google search for Mason Mount spit. It was so hard not to tell her it's me and my FBC crew

This has killed me!! Your daughter's friend is going places!!
When she finds out you are here, because she will, please tell her we are not old!

I swear everyone commenting we are old are starting to make me self-conscious of my age, and I'm not even 30 yet!
What do they think they are going to be doing when they are our age? Sit at home without finding anyone attractive
For example, the friend will be in one of these forums acting like us, I have no proof but not doubts of it!

 

[MrsGrealish]

Well I'm made two people happy at work today and cursed another.

Thank fuckity sock suckers I'm home.

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

I keep meaning to post this but don’t.
This is Spicy’s gf Instagram.
(And Jack, THIS is how you should respond to your gf on SM )

 

[MrsGrealish]

I keep meaning to post this but don’t.
This is Spicy’s gf Instagram.
(And Jack, THIS is how you should respond to your gf on SM )

I bet Sasha is seething. Declan seems to really love Lauren.

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

This has killed me!! Your daughter's friend is going places!!
When she finds out you are here, because she will, please tell her we are not old!

I swear everyone commenting we are old are starting to make me self-conscious of my age, and I'm not even 30 yet!
What do they think they are going to be doing when they are our age? Sit at home without finding anyone attractive
For example, the friend will be in one of these forums acting like us, I have no proof but not doubts of it!

I'm going to start wearing a badge that says I am not old

 

[Chani10]

I mean, I still get asked to show a bloody ID whenever I buy a beer. No teen can make me feel old no matter what they say

 

[PunkRocker]

I mean, I still get asked to show a bloody ID whenever I buy a beer. No teen can make me feel old no matter what they say

I got asked for ID buying a set of kitchen knives a couple of years ago, I think she was just being kind though

 

[Lechat]

I keep meaning to post this but don’t.
This is Spicy’s gf Instagram.
(And Jack, THIS is how you should respond to your gf on SM )

Dec looks great in those photos

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

I keep meaning to post this but don’t.
This is Spicy’s gf Instagram.
(And Jack, THIS is how you should respond to your gf on SM )

She doesn't seem like your typical wag either does she

 

[StephenTJackson]

Declan and his arse are really climbing up my list of footballers who can ruin me.