Mason Mount #9 Basements are drying, women are crying, why does Mason's hair look like its dying?

Do you like the new hair?

  • Yes I love the daddy cut

  • Nope bring back the fluffy hair

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PunkRocker said:
How clumsy of you 😂
If I had to venture north of the border (which would be odd for me as I generally like it down south 😈😂) then I'd probably go Andy Robertson
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They’d just come off if they made me belly laugh and cry with laughter, it’s an automatic reaction that I imagine I couldn’t help. (This has never happened in my actual life for anyone thinking I am an actual hoe 😂). Him and Rice Rice baby would have me laughing (and knickerless) for days! Do prefer me a Southern accent though!
 
calmyourritas said:
Welcome to the FBC (Flooded Basement Club) and thread number NINE! Thread title by the lovely @MrsGrealish 🤍

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Firstly, our initiation checklist:
🍆 Do you like nipples?
🍆 Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
🍆 Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
🍆 Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
🍆 Do you know the password?

List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
🥵 Daddy - Mason
🍚 Vanilla Rice - Declan
🐌 - Kyle Walker
😬 Gnasher - Foden
🧒 Dennis the Menace - Maguire
🧚‍♀️ Craig from BB8 - Chilly
💪 Tytan - Mings
🪨 Pebbles - Stones
😍 Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish
🤬 Mr Angry - Pickford
😈 Spank me Hendo - Henderson
👨‍🦱 Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
👴 Grandad - Kane
👶🏼 P Diddly - Patrick Bamford

Recap of previous thread:
⚽ She who must not be named took our advice and sang Black Eyed Peas instead of the usual dreary crap.
⚽ Marge (Salty Nips) never returned.
⚽ We have still been enjoying @MrsGrealish fan fics.
⚽ Chilly dressed up as Tinkerbell and @Smca53 still wanted a shag.
⚽ Perving somehow escalated into pegging.
⚽ Luke got a personalised video and I’m now going to start collecting Match Attax.
⚽ Some of the FBC got over excited and bought some candy thongs and nipple tassels.
⚽ We have all had a turn in the box.



⚽ The word ‘chode’ appeared way too much.
⚽ The boys arrived at SGP! We all want the greeter lady’s job or to pull her hair. Or both.
⚽ The boys got sent lots of letters and cards from kids. We all ran to the post box to post our knickers.
⚽ Mason is still wearing too many layers during training and needs to take some of them off. Preferably all.
⚽ Declan is trying to convince Mason to make a TikTok. 🙏
⚽ The hair is still dividing us and causing a lot of controversy. The general consensus seems to be that we were blinded and need the fluffy hair BACK.
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⚽ Mason has been filming a new video with Luke Shaw to come soon (I hope).
⚽ Seems a lot of members are attending the England match on Sunday. Can’t wait to see their FBC❤MM signs and hear Sweet Mason Mount in the 19th minute.
⚽ I still love the nipple

And finally… the uniform response to fuckwits/haters/trolls….

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This. Is. Epic.
Bravo. 👏
 
Eden246 said:
They’d just come off if they made me belly laugh and cry with laughter, it’s an automatic reaction that I imagine I couldn’t help. (This has never happened in my actual life for anyone thinking I am an actual hoe 😂). Him and Rice Rice baby would have me laughing (and knickerless) for days! Do prefer me a Southern accent though!
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Knickerless for days 😂 title of your sex tape for any Brooklyn 99 fans on here 👀

Aailen said:
Im with you on this one, tho he reminds me of vanilla for some reason 🤔
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Yeh I can see that 👍🏻 although I must confess I did think Vanilla Rice Rice Baby looked like he might have something wrong with him when I first saw the video of Mason making him jump when he was asleep 😂🙊 Forgive me Deccers, I've seen the error of my ways!
 
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Isanythingrealanymore said:
He has only just turned 20 so that might up the butters tbh 😂
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Meh, if there's grass on the pitch then it's OK to score 😂
I'm joking, I'm not a molester 🙈

laylavd said:
I don't think I've been in the box of shame yet.
My love of Karim Benzema seemed to pass right under the radar.
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Hmm I'm not sure he's a boxable offence but my answer is no thank you 😂
 
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What’s with the actual briefcase though, Mase?
 
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