calmyourritas
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Welcome to the FBC (Flooded Basement Club) and thread number NINE! Thread title by the lovely @MrsGrealish 
Firstly, our initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples?
Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
Do you know the password?
List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason
Vanilla Rice - Declan
- Kyle Walker
Gnasher - Foden
Dennis the Menace - Maguire
Craig from BB8 - Chilly
Tytan - Mings
Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish
Mr Angry - Pickford
Spank me Hendo - Henderson
Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
Grandad - Kane
P Diddly - Patrick Bamford
Recap of previous thread:
She who must not be named took our advice and sang Black Eyed Peas instead of the usual dreary crap.
Marge (Salty Nips) never returned.
We have still been enjoying @MrsGrealish fan fics.
Chilly dressed up as Tinkerbell and @Smca53 still wanted a shag.
Perving somehow escalated into pegging.
Luke got a personalised video and I’m now going to start collecting Match Attax.
Some of the FBC got over excited and bought some candy thongs and nipple tassels.
We have all had a turn in the box.
The word ‘chode’ appeared way too much.
The boys arrived at SGP! We all want the greeter lady’s job or to pull her hair. Or both.
The boys got sent lots of letters and cards from kids. We all ran to the post box to post our knickers.
Mason is still wearing too many layers during training and needs to take some of them off. Preferably all.
Declan is trying to convince Mason to make a TikTok. 
The hair is still dividing us and causing a lot of controversy. The general consensus seems to be that we were blinded and need the fluffy hair BACK.
Mason has been filming a new video with Luke Shaw to come soon (I hope).
Seems a lot of members are attending the England match on Sunday. Can’t wait to see their FBC❤MM signs and hear Sweet Mason Mount in the 19th minute.
I still love the nipple
And finally… the uniform response to fuckwits/haters/trolls….
Firstly, our initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples? Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth? Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both? Fluffy hair or Daddy cut? Do you know the password?List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason Vanilla Rice - Declan - Kyle Walker Gnasher - Foden Dennis the Menace - Maguire Craig from BB8 - Chilly Tytan - Mings Pebbles - Stones Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish Mr Angry - Pickford Spank me Hendo - Henderson Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL Grandad - Kane P Diddly - Patrick BamfordRecap of previous thread:
She who must not be named took our advice and sang Black Eyed Peas instead of the usual dreary crap. Marge (Salty Nips) never returned. We have still been enjoying @MrsGrealish fan fics. Chilly dressed up as Tinkerbell and @Smca53 still wanted a shag. Perving somehow escalated into pegging. Luke got a personalised video and I’m now going to start collecting Match Attax. Some of the FBC got over excited and bought some candy thongs and nipple tassels. We have all had a turn in the box. The word ‘chode’ appeared way too much. The boys arrived at SGP! We all want the greeter lady’s job or to pull her hair. Or both. The boys got sent lots of letters and cards from kids. We all ran to the post box to post our knickers. Mason is still wearing too many layers during training and needs to take some of them off. Preferably all. Declan is trying to convince Mason to make a TikTok. The hair is still dividing us and causing a lot of controversy. The general consensus seems to be that we were blinded and need the fluffy hair BACK.
Mason has been filming a new video with Luke Shaw to come soon (I hope). Seems a lot of members are attending the England match on Sunday. Can’t wait to see their FBC❤MM signs and hear Sweet Mason Mount in the 19th minute. I still love the nippleAnd finally… the uniform response to fuckwits/haters/trolls….
Asking for a friend.
you'll spot me on the telly!
I don't think I've been a box weirdo yet.