Mason Mount #6 Salty PAs and missing car keys, can Mase have his insta password back please?

[PunkRocker]

I'm gonna behave now, because I can go further.

Tease! Don't leave the dildo dangling!

 

[Scuffed]

Mason Mount #6 aka The one with the Killer Pink Dildo from Outer Space

 

[PunkRocker]

Mason Mount #6 aka The one with the Killer Pink Dildo from Outer Space

Mason Mount #6 The Elders vs The Killer Pink Dildo from Outer Space

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

I can see the headline… “Mason Mount & the big pink running dildo”

 

[MrsGrealish]

Tease! Don't leave the dildo dangling!

Ok, imagine Mason tied up on your bed with his Chelsea scarf with said Dildo inserted up his top blaster hole.

 

[Scuffed]

Mason Mount #6 The Elders vs The Killer Pink Dildo from Outer Space

 

[PunkRocker]

Ok, imagine Mason tied up on your bed with his Chelsea scarf with said Dildo inserted up his top blaster hole.

Yeh I really should have allowed you to leave it dangling

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

This definitely should be a strong contender for the next thread title

 

[QueenL]

@calmyourritas and @Isanythingrealanymore your comments on the WAGs thread were gold! You know how to make an entrance.

@PunkRocker noo, cats are great! You just haven't met one properly! Everyone I know that said they didn't like cats, ended up loving them!

I had a very busy afternoon, and I'm just catching up, but thank all of you for the pics and tiktoks! Even the killer pink dildo from outer space, I have snorted water through my nose reading that line! Should know better than to catch up while drinking.

The only disappointing thing is that Mase hasn't posted any socks...we are not asking for much!!

 

[MrsGrealish]

Yeh I really should have allowed you to leave it dangling

You stoked the fire and got burnt.

 

[Suder34]

Ok, imagine Mason tied up on your bed with his Chelsea scarf with said Dildo inserted up his top blaster hole.

I’m down for the tied to the bed bit , the rest, not so much!

 

[PunkRocker]

You stoked the fire and got burnt.

I did and I'm full of regret as full as Mason’s top blaster hole!

 

[Suder34]

Tonight would not be a good night for Mason to discover our love of him!

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Tonight would not be a good night for Mason to discover our love of him!

Oh stoppp….. don’t come on here tonight mase We’re a mess!

 

[PunkRocker]

@calmyourritas and @Isanythingrealanymore your comments on the WAGs thread were gold! You know how to make an entrance.

@PunkRocker noo, cats are great! You just haven't met one properly! Everyone I know that said they didn't like cats, ended up loving them!

I had a very busy afternoon, and I'm just catching up, but thank all of you for the pics and tiktoks! Even the killer pink dildo from outer space, I have snorted water through my nose reading that line! Should know better than to catch up while drinking.

The only disappointing thing is that Mase hasn't posted any socks...we are not asking for much!!

I just think they're divs! they don't need you, I want my pet to need me! And they tit in my plants!

 

[MrsGrealish]

I’m down for the tied to the bed bit , the rest, not so much!

Fine. He's on the bed tied up with the chelsea scarf begging you ride him until the cows come home.

 

[PunkRocker]

Fine. He's on the bed tied up with the chelsea scarf begging you ride him until the cows come home.

 

[Suder34]

Fine. He's on the bed tied up with the chelsea scarf begging you ride him until the cows come home.

I’m good with that- I’d even put up with the chelsea scarf

 

[MrsGrealish]

I’m good with that- I’d even put up with the chelsea scarf

You can spit on the Chelsea scarf.

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

@calmyourritas and @Isanythingrealanymore your comments on the WAGs thread were gold! You know how to make an entrance.

@PunkRocker noo, cats are great! You just haven't met one properly! Everyone I know that said they didn't like cats, ended up loving them!

I had a very busy afternoon, and I'm just catching up, but thank all of you for the pics and tiktoks! Even the killer pink dildo from outer space, I have snorted water through my nose reading that line! Should know better than to catch up while drinking.

The only disappointing thing is that Mase hasn't posted any socks...we are not asking for much!!

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