Mason Mount #48 Hair threat gave us a scare, Punky's vigorous biscuit dunking was more than she could bear

[Scuffed]

I’m currently eating dinner (consisting of salt and vinegar Pringles) at 9.50pm, the Tiktok teens wouldn’t know what to do with me and my version of adulting

I’m currently sat with my husband discussing if we went on Stars in their Eyes who we would be. This is married life.

 

[nellyloz123]

I’ve made a second tik tok account so I can come in as back up!!! All for one and one for all!! No FBC member gets left behind ❤

I LOVE your profile picture

I’m currently sat with my husband discussing if we went on Stars in their Eyes who we would be. This is married life.

Omg who would you be???

 

[Geexoxo]

❤❤❤ I LOVE your profile picture

I was gonna add a Pam gif to my post but I’ve accidentally deleted it ffs. Anyways tik tok teens can get in the bin! Vile little bullies

 

[keylimepie]

I’m currently sat with my husband discussing if we went on Stars in their Eyes who we would be. This is married life.

I’d be Britney Spears

 

[Suder34]

I’m currently sat with my husband discussing if we went on Stars in their Eyes who we would be. This is married life.

Mr S is currently Asleep gently puffing away on the sofa - I want to to smother him- that’s married life

 

[Scuffed]

Omg who would you be???

It’s a tough one, I’m thinking Susanna Hoffs (Bangles) but I’m not ready to commit. It’s getting tense as Mr Scuffed has 3 he’s torn between.

 

[nellyloz123]

I can’t see most of the comments, have they been deleting them?

I think poppy has been deleting them but the sexual assault one is still there for me…

shes “done”. We won woohoo!

Mr S is currently Asleep gently puffing away on the sofa - I want to to smother him- that’s married life

It’s a tough one, I’m thinking Susanna Hoffs (Bangles) but I’m not ready to commit. It’s getting tense as Mr Scuffed has 3 he’s torn between.

I’d go all out and do a gaga with the meat dress

I’d be Britney Spears

I can see you singing You Drive Me Crazy for Nathan in the audience

 

[Scuffed]

Mr S is currently Asleep gently puffing away on the sofa - I want to to smother him- that’s married life

The joys We’ve been married nearly 20 years and still find shit to talk about! Incredible really

 

[nellyloz123]

I swear I wasn’t that much of a twat when I was 12. Like go and play on Sims or something hun.

I was putting empty juice cartons on the back of my bike to make it sound like a motorbike not accusing elders of sexual assault

Hahah yeah mouth open - thought it was quite apt!

I mean I’m willing to have my mouth open 24/7 for Mason

 

[Suder34]

The joys We’ve been married nearly 20 years and still find shit to talk about! Incredible really

I’ve bored him to death this evening - im
Clearly absolutely riveting to be around

 

[kria]

I’d be Britney Spears

Singing which song?

 

[calmyourritas]

I’d be Taylor Swift no question about it

 

[Smca53]

Singing which song?

Surely “Work Bitch” dedicated to the TikTok teens?

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

I’d be Taylor Swift no question about it

 

[Chani10]

I checked what the programme was because saying anything and I'll be Courtney from Spiritbox. Someone no one knows here, except for maybe @jflurker93 but she's really cool. And I want to have pink and blue hair too.
I guess Shakira could be another option. My hips don't lie!

 

[Suder34]

I’d be Taylor Swift no question about it

 

[Scuffed]

FBC does Stars in their Eyes What a night that would be!!

 

[Noseyparker68]

I feel like once debs gets to know me she will love me and feel bad for the Debbie dagger

Ohh the way he used his fist there I came out in a meat sweat.

 

[Suder34]

FBC does Stars in their Eyes What a night that would be!!

Group together

 

[keylimepie]

Singing which song?

Oh God it’s so hard! Oops I did it again maybe or toxic xxx