Mason Mount #45 House needs a tidy, its making me itch. We'd still suck him while hes streaming on Twitch

[Smca53]

i think he says "come on Mason", what a save, fucking hell

Please don’t introduce a fourth option, we’re already divided over the first three

 

[kria]

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Quite apt for Mason really. flutters

Amazing! I was trying to find a gif but couldn’t! Guess I’ll have to make one

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Not that I've gone in and analysed it too much... but I'm in the bastard camp. I'm a southerner so in my head he doesn't say it like us southerners do (bar-sterd) but as a northerner (bass-terd). I do that sometimes too

I did see it in a northern accent

 

[Smca53]

Sorry I’m absolutely dyyyying at @nellyloz123 even considering that the top 5 might have been about footballing abilities

Socks not stats

 

[laylavd]

Do we have a team sheet yet? I really want Mason, Captain America and Calum up front.

 

[LyndyLou]

Aww I want to play. My top 5 are:
1) Chilly big willy
2) Dom
3) JG
4) TAA
5) Mase/Spicy
But @jflurker93 has got me appreciating Dias so can I have 6/7 cos I’m a greedy bitch

 

[kria]

 

[Smca53]

Do we have a team sheet yet? I really want Mason, Captain America and Calum up front.

Nothing official, but:

 

[jdub]

You’ve blown my mind

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

Not that I've gone in and analysed it too much... but I'm in the bastard camp. I'm a southerner so in my head he doesn't say it like us southerners do (bar-sterd) but as a northerner (bass-terd). I do that sometimes too

All I can hear now is Sean Bean please everyone look up his bastard compilation it’s brilliant

I’m a born and bred northerner so I know where I stand

 

[Suder34]

I’ve tried catching up but I’m lost the top 5 thing… is this based on football ability or who we want to shag the most????

How long have you know us I don’t think we even need to answer

 

[Bumblebee81]

I did see it in a northern accent

 

[nellyloz123]

Okay so now I’ve remembered where I am….
My top 5 players based on who I want to rail me the most
1. Mason Mount. He will never lose the top spot
2. Eden Hazard
3. DCL
4. Spicy
5. Calum Wilson/Fabian Schär (I can’t wont decide)

 

[QueenL]

Aww I want to play. My top 5 are:
1) Chilly big willy
2) Dom
3) JG
4) TAA
5) Mase/Spicy
But @jflurker93 has got me appreciating Dias so can I have 6/7 cos I’m a greedy bitch

Love how Mase and Spicy are a unit, both or none
But I guess you also have problems with your number orders

Also, @nellyloz123 has someone hacked your account?? didn't think we would have to clarify something like that on here!

 

[nellyloz123]

I did see it in a northern accent

Or if you’re me its Bass-tad

 

[Rodney2208]

I’ve tried catching up but I’m lost the top 5 thing… is this based on football ability or who we want to shag the most????

What do you reckon… we want socks not stats!

 

[nellyloz123]

Sorry I’m absolutely dyyyying at @nellyloz123 even considering that the top 5 might have been about footballing abilities

Socks not stats

I honestly don’t know what overcame me. Someone said their top 5 footballers were… and I didn’t see no mention of shagging so I doubted myself

Love how Mase and Spicy are a unit, both or none
But I guess you also have problems with your number orders

Also, @nellyloz123 has someone hacked your account?? didn't think we would have to clarify something like that on here!

ZazaMagic picked me up after work…..

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

Or if you’re me its Bass-tad

Actually that’s more accurate!

 

[PunkRocker]

@jflurker93 what are we getting him for Christmas? A blozzer? Only give blozzers to people you love

It makes my heart soar to see how blozzer has caught on if I contribute nothing else to this earth, I can still say I have succeeded

 

[kria]

I didn’t think I’d see the day but all I see is Mason now! You’ve changed my life!