Mason Mount #42 Daddy’s TikTok tongue action sent us in a fizz, the teens want to know who Raya is!?

Who has better ‘ceps? Mason or Nathan

  • Mason

    Votes: 40 81.6%
  • Nathan

    Votes: 9 18.4%

  • Total voters
    49
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Has anyone ever seen any instahoes irl? Because by looking at mases latest insta girl and the previous girls they all seem to love some photoshop and heavily filtered ig story’s I highly doubt any of them look like there profiles 😩
The new instahoe's first few posts are so diff to the new ones I got a bit confused looking at her feed myself. He's gonna be in for a shock when he does meet them irl 😂
 
Speaking of this, I have to tell you my trauma from the other day. I was looking at old pictures on IG and I saw that one was edited to make my leg thinner. Just one of the legs. But really badly, because you could see the shape of the stairs had changed a lot. I didn't edit that picture. I think my ex did it. I have said this to him before but...

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📊 Poll results 📊

With a landslide 69% (meal for two oi oi 😉) the FBC & lurkers decided Tallia “InstaBaddie” Storm’s “sneaky link” doesn’t actually exist. @MrsGrealish also heard on the grapevine that Sean Dyche was the sneaky link!



⚽ Chilly flew in another member of his international harem, where she had an adult sleep over at his house. Let’s hope he’s got plenty of antibiotics stocked up in that bathroom!

⚽ Combat Gaming have another live stream this coming weekend which includes @keylimepie husband Nathan looking like a GI Joe/sculptured Terminator.

That’s a very big gun you have there Nath 👀
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⚽ Members of the FBC stated who they would shag, marry, kill out of Grandad, Snail & Ratboy. The results varied as tbh it’s slim pickings with those choices!



⚽ We’re still not over daddy being clean shaven. Mason Trout strikes again.



⚽ Over in the Chilly thread, we came to the conclusion that if Mason likes an Instahoe’s picture, he’s automatically shagging them all. At the same time. Whilst he’s been M.I.A. Still 💔 Mia and Mason are no more 😭

⚽ The deluded TikTok teens we’re back in force and STILL don’t believe Jack would cheat on Sasha. But he liked her last post so they must be ok!

⚽ @jlflurker93 shared part 2 of the bridge tour smut. 🤠

⚽ I introduced Zaza to a hunky picture of her husband on a banana boat and all I’ll say is BICEPS 💪
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⚽ Keylimepie was eyeflirting with a rep at her office and I heard Nathan was devastated and hasn’t stopped crying into his mini Kleenex



⚽ @Eden246 found some gorgeous baguette slippers to add to the FBC official uniform.
⚽ Another TikTok appeared of Mason’s trademark smile dropping faster than the FBC’s knickers and now were all riddled with anxiety that this could happen to one of us and we could never come back from it…..
⚽ Keylimepie and Tallia are now full on besties! Remember us when you’re famous. Go pre-save her new song peeps💓
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⚽ Wet Wednesday 💦 did not disappoint once again as we were given a strange but sexy video of Daddy licking honeycomb viciously and we were flooded!
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⚽ We we’re also ecstatic to know Mason still has his Argos canisters 💜

⚽ The TikTok teens had us in stitches thinking Raya was another of Lightbulbs acquaintances
⚽ The FBC took a stand to TikTok knobs who put their 2 pence in and accuse girls of only liking football for the fit men. Yes that is an added bonus but don’t go there hun ✌🏻 Apparently if we can name 15 La Liga players then we are worthy of liking football….
⚽ The age is slow long declining in who PunkRocker finds attractive. As long as they’re not a minor then no judgement from me….

⚽ Apparently you’re rich and spoilt if you go to Alton Towers

⚽ We we’re mentioned on Tumblr again. Apparently teens think women are only good for keeping a house and looking after their husband and kids. We really need to go outside more!

⚽ BUTTERNIPS IS BACK! 👋 I wonder what it was about the tie dye jumper that they felt THAT would cement their dearly missed return.
⚽ Lightbulb has apparently been dating ANOTHER gal behind sashas. Back. Tbh I’ve lost count now 🤷‍♂️


⚽ We we’re given a snippet of Mrs G’s Bentley smut 😍

⚽ A lurker who’s not a fan of Mason but keeps up to date with his insta followers alluded us to another Instahoe he’s followed. There’s only one GIF that sums this information up….

⚽ We all miss Spicey 💜

⚽ Mason visited his old school and wore an official school coat that made him look like the hot PE teacher. Quite frankly, if he was my PE teacher I would be staying behind for “extra curriculum” (obviously not a minor before any lurkers start)

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⚽ Bumblebee/Punk Rocker said Mason gives off Marlon Dingle vibes and I’ve never read something more traumatising but hilarious 🤣🤣
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⚽ Mason recycled his trust cargo trouser and hoody combo. We love it so much!
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Remember to read the Wiki if you’re new. Only give blozzers to people you love and women are only good for cooking & cleaning according to Gen Z Teens….

Great recap @nellyloz123 thank you so much for doing it! ❤❤


But....




What's going on with that poll?? Who else voted for Nathan, admit it!!

Tests all clear, heart rate eventually came down (probably when I stopped drooling over daddy) but they’re requesting an urgent monitor to check my heart at home.

She thinks it’s from the jab though 😢

That's such a bad luck :(:(
I read, I think it was back in June or July, an article about a woman (in her twenties or thirties) that also presented tachycardia, but it was soon after receiving the jab and her heart rate was back to normal the next day. Maybe it will be the same in your case.
The positive thing is that the rest of the results are ok and they are sending you home. Hope you can rest and everything gets better soon ❤

Can't mix with the peasants, huh Dec? 😂
I think our market opens next week. I cannot wait!!! ❤❤
I just read today that they were cancelling the one in Munich. Hopefully they won't do the same in your City 🤞
 
Great recap @nellyloz123 thank you so much for doing it! ❤❤


But....




What's going on with that poll?? Who else voted for Nathan, admit it!!



That's such a bad luck :(:(
I read, I think it was back in June or July, an article about a woman (in her twenties or thirties) that also presented tachycardia, but it was soon after receiving the jab and her heart rate was back to normal the next day. Maybe it will be the same in your case.
The positive thing is the rest of the results are ok and they are sending you home. Hope you can rest and everything gets better soon ❤


I just read today that they were cancelling the one in Munich. Hopefully they won't do the same in your City 🤞


I didn't know about Munich :cry: I checked and the 5 or 6 we got around here should open next week. I need some markets fun in my life. I'm afraid of checking the news now 😂😂
 
Great recap @nellyloz123 thank you so much for doing it! ❤❤


But....




What's going on with that poll?? Who else voted for Nathan, admit it!!



That's such a bad luck :(:(
I read, I think it was back in June or July, an article about a woman (in her twenties or thirties) that also presented tachycardia, but it was soon after receiving the jab and her heart rate was back to normal the next day. Maybe it will be the same in your case.
The positive thing is that the rest of the results are ok and they are sending you home. Hope you can rest and everything gets better soon ❤


I just read today that they were cancelling the one in Munich. Hopefully they won't do the same in your City 🤞

I voted Nathan 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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