This came up on my TikTok and now I’m depressed because I know all these songs and remember them in the charts from 22 years ago
I’m sorry… you were hoovering?! How did you even manage!Just hoovering and was singing away and then realised I was singing bloody Tallia’s song! @keylimepie i could slap you
I know he is hungry tuchel, poor lad is still waiting for debs to come back with the food shop.
Now when you mention it, JG kinda looks like a schwanker.Yeah, but is he shwanking?
It was time for the annual hoover, these things have to be done. Don’t worry, I won’t go outside though!I’m sorry… you were hoovering?! How did you even manage!
It was time for the annual hoover, these things have to be done. Don’t worry, I won’t go outside though!
He probably likes a blowie while shitting.Now when you mention it, JG kinda looks like a schwanker.
Is that what that’s called? A ‘filthy shit’?He probably likes a blowie while shitting.
The filthy shit.
No, it's called an "Exotic Cocktail."Is that what that’s called? A ‘filthy shit’?
I’ve just snorted some crisps to help me through this disturbing timeI’m questioning all my life choices to date this morning (again! Mid life crisis impending!) and the 90s/00s party playlist on Spotify is getting me through it
That’s it blame me…. LyJust hoovering and was singing away and then realised I was singing bloody Tallia’s song! @keylimepie i could slap you
And he was only allowed to lick thatPoor mason is hungry hes practically wasting away!! Can they stop at five…. Guys. on the way up to Leicester tonight please TT. Mummy debs won’t take him and the poor lad is starving. He’s only had a single honeycomb biscuit in the last 2 weeks!!
I’ve just snorted some crisps to help me through this disturbing time
That’s it blame me…. Ly
I made that up. Dont know if there is a name for it.No, it's called an "Exotic Cocktail."
Oh my god, it’s called a Blumpkin I’m deadI made that up. Dont know if there is a name for it.
Ask him about the blumpkinYou’ll all be pleased to know I am actually seeing the original shwanker this weekend, submit your questions xx
Oh my god, it’s called a Blumpkin I’m dead