Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

Fave Mason’ism from Wisdom Teeth Tik Tok’s

  • They’re GOATS

    Votes: 3 4.3%

  • I still look as good as ever

    Votes: 33 47.1%

  • If I got punched I wouldn’t even feel it

    Votes: 9 12.9%

  • I ain’t got not teeth

    Votes: 4 5.7%

  • Half Great White with the size of these gnashers

    Votes: 8 11.4%

  • People would pay big money for them *shlurp*

    Votes: 12 17.1%

  • Big T’s flying a spaceship

    Votes: 16 22.9%

  • I won’t even chew, I’ll just swallow it whole

    Votes: 14 20.0%

  • Are you sure they didn’t put botox in me?

    Votes: 7 10.0%

  • Look at the size of these ones

    Votes: 2 2.9%

  • Nah somethings gone wrong here

    Votes: 7 10.0%

  • They’re massive, OH MY GOD!

    Votes: 2 2.9%
  • Total voters
    70
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Smca53 said:
Just caught up on the JG madness and, whilst it may have been a catfish situation, at least they’re getting content 🙁 :ROFLMAO:
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We’ve been churning up old content all week 😂

Found this before, bit of sock!

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MensaBarbie1985 said:
I’m going to hell. The tiktok teens are going to send me there. I kissed an 18 year old last night! That is literally half my age
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Not half my age but... Twinsies 😂😂
It was still legal last time I checked so 🤷

And before I get on the plane, you need to know my weird dream.
I was at Stamford Bridge and there was like a private area where the players were and I was full on flirting with Tink the whole time. He was into it to.
And there was a match, but it wasn't Chelsea. And we could see other people and the CCS and others like her were there. And all the players were talking about how much they hated them. And we could see them looking at our area the whole time and screaming things at them. So annoying.
And then I looked at my phone to check ig and I saw that Paddy has gotten married in some sort of Indian ceremony, at the Leeds training ground and he was wearing tracksuits 🤷
I think I need therapy 😂😂
 
Too bad I could never work for someone like JG because he needs a better marketing/PR team because this is ridiculous now.
Also, he needs to stop being a disgusting person but you know, that takes more effort 🙄 and you can't pay other people to do it for you. Such hard work!
 
Isanythingrealanymore said:
It’s the end. He won’t ever start for Chelsea again and he’ll never get a call up to England ever again. His career is as good as over. He’s chubbier than he should be. He’s out of control.

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He can always come and play for my small towns club! The pitch is literally behind the houses across from me so he can always stop at mine on the weekends since he won’t be able to afford hotels anymore 😍 we don’t have a five guys unfortunately but beggars can’t be choosers
 
izzy93 said:
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What really bothers me about this is that most people are only blaming that Emily girl, as if Jack has no part on it. Poor Jack, well he should have kept it in his pants then. And also, quite a lot of comments about how "ugly/common/chubby" she is, as if he was cheating with a supermodel it would be ok. Cheating is wrong no matter how the person you are cheating with looks.
And then the ones that say that all of this is a lie, we are not sure he did it, etc. As if we don't know how he is :rolleyes:


jflurker93 said:
We’ve been churning up old content all week 😂

Found this before, bit of sock!

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Nothing like a bit of sock to improve a Sunday 🥵

@MensaBarbie1985 and @Chani10 good for you, some of those criticising you will do the same when they become "elders" too.

Hope you all enjoy your Sunday ❤❤
 
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