Mason Mount #25 Camping trip now exposed, Mason your nan's toaster might explode!

[PunkRocker]

Unless it comes wrapped in the map to the Holy Grail she can get fucked.

Aka the map to Mason's sex dungeon

 

[nellyloz123]

Does it come with a certificate of authenticity or do you just get a picture of her and Mason fake smiling?

In her CD necklace don’t forget

 

[keylimepie]

FBC’s new business venture. Hanging around Cobham and undercutting Stevie for Mason’s signed shirts

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

@Geraldine.20.jobs if this doesn’t give you the ick then I don’t know what will. Chilly has blonde highlights and has a shit in other peoples houses and doesn’t flush….

Nope, still can't find my ick. That black magic shit has definitely worked on me

 

[PunkRocker]

Not gonna lie, I kind of feel like getting a R*naldo shirt to ask him to sign it and sell it for 1000 pounds his fanboys will pay that and more.

 

[Scuffed]

Aka the map to Mason's sex dungeon

 

[nellyloz123]

FBC’s new business venture. Hanging around Cobham and undercutting Stevie for Mason’s signed shirts

 

[Chani10]

You get a discount, of course

 

[jflurker93]

She’s fobbing me off with old content here, get fucked love.

Can’t be much demand as she’s replying very quick.

No i’m not interested in a £10 shirt from china that Mason has never laid his eyes on nevermind hands!

 

[Eden246]

FBC’s new business venture. Hanging around Cobham and undercutting Stevie for Mason’s signed shirts

 

[nellyloz123]

Are we starting a new thread? I don’t know how

 

[MrsGrealish]

IS SHE HAVING A LAUGH

I didn’t want a shirt I was researching if she made enough money for me to quit my job and go live outside cobham in a tent for a few months

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What the actual!!!

What a conning bitch!!

 

[nellyloz123]

She’s fobbing me off with old content here, get fucked love.

Can’t be much demand as she’s replying very quick.

No i’m not interested in a £10 shirt from china that Mason has never laid his eyes on nevermind hands!

Reply: interested in Mason, yes.
interested in your overpriced stalker tat: No

 

[Eden246]

She’s fobbing me off with old content here, get fucked love.

Can’t be much demand as she’s replying very quick.

No i’m not interested in a £10 shirt from china that Mason has never laid his eyes on nevermind hands!

Someone sign her up with Alan Sugar.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Im home now a huge pile of washing and a dose of reality… mason come and save me asap

Title suggestions:
Mason’s bank account is about to take a hit, at least Voldemort ended up in the S***

The FBC are all in sync, Mason you best get buying a bus don’t you think?

I went through my Spotify archives and found some songs to add to the FBC playlist. So sorry it’s so long but I find they’re all apt


Animals - Maroon 5
Love, Sex & Magic - Ciara & Justin Timberlake
Right now - Nick Jonas
Lollipop - lil Wayne
Just a Dream - Nelly
Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects
Stickwitu - Pussycat Dolls
Control Myself - LL Cool J & Jlo
Buttons - Pussycat Dolls
Touch It - Busta Rhymes
Ain’t No Other Man - Xtina
My Love - Justin Timberlake
Give it To Me - Timbaland, Nelly Furtado
Tonight (I’m Fucking you) - Enrique Iglesias Dirty Dancer - Enrique & Usher
Ayo Technology - 50 cent & JT
Give it 2 Me - Madonna
Love Lockdown - Kanye West
Untouched - The Veronicas
Best I Ever Had - Drake
DJ Got Us Fallin In Love - Usher
Your Love is my Drug - Kesha
Find Your Love - Drake
More - Usher
Down on Me - Jeremih
Scream - Usher
In the Dark - Dev
Pass Out - Chris Brown

also, apologies if some are already there

Updated! Some of those you’ve listed are absolute bangers!!

 

[nellyloz123]

Wtf does she print a number out, get him to sign that then iron it on a shirt?!

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Is this clear enough?

I hear you & I feel you

 

[Suder34]

Wtf does she print a number out, get him to sign that then iron it on a shirt?!

Looks like it!
she must be making a killing tho to be doing it at that price

 

[jflurker93]

Wtf does she print a number out, get him to sign that then iron it on a shirt?!

Yeah that’s exactly what she does

 

[irishgal2013]

The hair, this is not a drill. Fluffy back