Mason Mount #25 Camping trip now exposed, Mason your nan's toaster might explode!

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If I win I’m going to take my nephew and pretend like I’m not thst interested in being there, whilst I literally nearly combust trying to hold back screaming Daddy from the side lines 😂😂g
Id take mine but one would much rather me take her watching wrestling and the other would be like 'well its not Phil Foden so I'm not interested'

I’m very jealous of how vivid your dreams are and how they’re following on from each other. You’re basically the best advert for a bit of Tramadol right now 😂

I’ve been trying to manifest a Pebbles dream for about 2 weeks now with no luck.

I did have my first footballer dream last night - turned out very disappointing!

Conor Coady (who is the same age as me) and his wife adopted me AND my boyfriend 😐 and I had to look after their kids while my boyfriend did shopping for them.

Not really the smutfest I was after 🙃
Coady is lovely

I love a ‘what you having for tea?’ conversation! We always have the same boring teas so I like inspiration. Just had to ask Mr E if he would like ‘Deccers with your Ben tonight?’ Any guess what we’re having for tea?! 😂



KFC for us 😂 Mr Geraldine is going to be late home tonight so its just me and the kids

I'm not happy about the Greenwood slander :cry: he's been through a lot. He needs a hug :cry:

My dreams used to be better but I also used to sleep more 😂 Too much stress lately but you know #gopaytherent.
Get back to the asylum you sicko
 
I also have an update on the failed video message crisis that will make everyone happy.
I investigated the nephew/Mason relationship last night and I think my colleague has got his Masons mixed up.
I saw a better screenshot of the messages last night and the contact was called 'Greeny' also apparently the nephew knows 'Mason' from being out and about in Knutsford etc. I think he knows Mason Greenwood not our Mason.
With this in mind I'm glad I didn't get a video message as I definitely wouldn't have appreciated it. 😅
Our Mason isn't rude or arrogant. I think we knew that anyway but wanted to pass on the updated facts. ❤

This makes me feel so sad. He was totally a twat, but everyone goes at him for every single thing, even things that doesn't even involve him. So I can't even be really mad at him. (And I won't like any real slander girls!)

Omg this is similar to my my actual wedding dress that I’ve had for nearly two years that I’ve not been able to wear yet 🤣
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Omg this is such good news and so funny at the same time. Apologies to our Mason for calling him Mason Trout!!

Such a pretty dress, I'm sure you will look amazing when you finally are able to use it! ❤

And no need to go back on calling him Mason Trout, he is still wearing long sleeves! And if not, I'm sure we could find something else to complain about :ROFLMAO:
 
This makes me feel so sad. He was totally a twat, but everyone goes at him for every single thing, even things that doesn't even involve him. So I can't even be really mad at him. (And I won't like any real slander girls!)



Such a pretty dress, I'm sure you will look amazing when you finally are able to use it! ❤

And no need to go back on calling him Mason Trout, he is still wearing long sleeves! And if not, I'm sure we could find something else to complain about :ROFLMAO:
I’m fuming there’s no training content yet 🥱
 
Disappointed by the lack of content so went and had a scan on Instagram. Sweeney Todd’s post came up and the comments all seem to indicate that the hair is amazing 🙄🙄 Someone lower down even asked where he gets his tracksuits from. We don’t need this behaviour to be encouraged 😂
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Disappointed by the lack of content so went and had a scan on Instagram. Sweeney Todd’s post came up and the comments all seem to indicate that the hair is amazing 🙄🙄 Someone lower down even asked where he gets his tracksuits from. We don’t need this behaviour to be encouraged 😂
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Whenever I see these compliments to everything he does I feel like going "he's not gonna shag you, mate" but I stop myself because I'm trying to be less bitchy ✌
 
It’s so nice that they are very supportive of him but sometimes you just gotta be honest. The tracksuit was not a good look!

It's like when they tell parents to tell kids about their mistakes instead of just praising everything because it helps them more 😂

Also, I was watching this video and laughing so much. If you don't mind subtitles, you can watch it too. If you don't like subtitles, just watch Timo "dancing" at the end. What a clown 😂



This is really random but I was just browsing Sweeney Todd’s IG and I actually love how Mason is wadded yet has shitty coffee canisters and still buys Ikea furniture 😭😭 a humble man 😭 he’s just like us really 😭

Footballers...they are just like us 😂
 
This is really random but I was just browsing Sweeney Todd’s IG and I actually love how Mason is wadded yet has shitty coffee canisters and still buys Ikea furniture 😭😭 a humble man 😭 he’s just like us really 😭
Hahahaha we were talking about that the other day. He couldn’t have possibly bought less boring ones. And his glass of straws 🤣🤣
 
I'm on a Reddit group for fanfic writers and I was told to use the line, "Their tongues battled for dominance." for my Mason and Cassie kissing scene.

I admit, I've used this line in the past, but it just makes me cringe my vag shut. Grim!

@keylimepie I have a suggestion for Jessy and Luke's first dance song. Starship, Nothing's gonna stop us now.
 
I'm on a Reddit group for fanfic writers and I was told to use the line, "Their tongues battled for dominance." for my Mason and Cassie kissing scene.

I admit, I've used this line in the past, but it just makes me cringe my vag shut. Grim!

@keylimepie I have a suggestion for Jessy and Luke's first dance song. Starship, Nothing's gonna stop us now.
Battled for dominance. What the fuck? That just makes me think of two 🐌 tongues slapping each other. Makes my vagina as dry as when I see 'you're doing so well for me kitten' in teeny bopper smut
 
It's like when they tell parents to tell kids about their mistakes instead of just praising everything because it helps them more 😂

Also, I was watching this video and laughing so much. If you don't mind subtitles, you can watch it too. If you don't like subtitles, just watch Timo "dancing" at the end. What a clown 😂


I had already watched it but it never hurts to see a Kai video more than once. I was trying to get used to people speaking German and improving my listening skills; it was mostly a fail back then, but this time I knew some more things! (Baby steps and all that!) And Timo is just so funny!


Thanks I'll watch this one later!

And that disgusting crushed velvet sofa. That thing needs burning, along with most of his outfits chosen by Car crash- lotta
No matter which one of us gets him, we have to promise that the second thing that you/me would do is make that sofa disappear!!
 
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