Mason Mount #24 We want socks not stats & the FBC are starting a band

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kelseyk997 said:
Anybody think that mase is actually shorter than he says he is? He doesn’t look much taller than Phil on the training photos and he’s only 5’7
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Hi, this is my favourite topic :ROFLMAO: I think 1.78 works well for him having been next to players that are similar to him in height.
But football is like modelling. They say the shorter players are taller than they are and then do the opposite for the tall ones.

GGina said:
How?!?!?! does this not give me the ick?!?! What has this man done to me😭😭
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I mean. Keeping in mind the harem and the STDs...socks in the pool are nothing :ROFLMAO:
 
nellyloz123 said:
I’ve been well and truly trolled 🥲 made a joke TikTok about Daddy not replying to my DM’s with a Kimmy K voice over and someone said this 🤣🤣🥲🥲 swear to god if that’s Mason’s secret account I’m off. Thank duck I had a subway salad for dinner
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I’d have replied he doesn’t like ginger pussies either. Cheeky twit.
no offence for any red haired members of the FBC 😘
 
nellyloz123 said:
Also. Little PSA..
This may make me sound like a cheap skate but if anyone wants football shirts but doesn’t want to pay £70+ for them. Me and my OH use this website. They come from China but View attachment 806314 qhonestly you wouldn’t know the difference. I ordered the new Chelsea top with Mount on (of course) and it comes with all the same tags as you’d find in the shop… ive got an England and Newcastle one on the way and they cost £10 each 🤣https://www.soccer00.com/
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I asked for a Chelsea one and was told to duck off 😂

jflurker93 said:
Best I can do at short notice… feels like a comic book 😂😂😂View attachment 806337 qView attachment 806338 qView attachment 806339 qView attachment 806340 q
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The last one looks very realistic 😂 and this needs to stop before I find myself boarding the Timbo train!

jflurker93 said:
Heres the rest before I go and pretend to smile in the office… joke I’m a miserable witch and proud ☺

The last one is my personal fave! @PunkRocker

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I am absolutely howling at the last one 🤣🤣 I've had to leave the office before anyone asks me to explain what's so funny! Now sat in a toilet cubicle crying 😂
 
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PunkRocker said:
I asked for a Chelsea one and was told to duck off 😂



The last one looks very realistic 😂 and this needs to stop before I find myself boarding the Timbo train!



I am absolutely howling at the last one 🤣🤣 I've had to leave the office before anyone asks me to explain what's so funny! Now sat in a toilet cubicle crying 😂
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We are a force to be reckoned with Punkie!! 👊🏻👊🏻
 
nellyloz123 said:
I’ve been well and truly trolled 🥲 made a joke TikTok about Daddy not replying to my DM’s with a Kimmy K voice over and someone said this 🤣🤣🥲🥲 swear to god if that’s Mason’s secret account I’m off. Thank duck I had a subway salad for dinner
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Oh no she didn't! 👊🏻 time to pile on this skinny attractive person with a cat for a profile pic 🙄



jflurker93 said:
We are a force to be reckoned with Punkie!! 👊🏻👊🏻
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Get fucked! Simple yet effective 😂
 
nellyloz123 said:
Also. Little PSA..
This may make me sound like a cheap skate but if anyone wants football shirts but doesn’t want to pay £70+ for them. Me and my OH use this website. They come from China but View attachment 806314 qhonestly you wouldn’t know the difference. I ordered the new Chelsea top with Mount on (of course) and it comes with all the same tags as you’d find in the shop… ive got an England and Newcastle one on the way and they cost £10 each 🤣https://www.soccer00.com/
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Absolutely lifesaver. Wanna get the little man a chelsea top but not playing £40/50 when he grow out of it in couple months. 😂😂
 
I’m raging!!! 🥵 Someone’s about to get sacked along with @keylimepie junior!

Was chatting to my work friend about Mason and a guy turns around butting his nose in like

‘‘what is it with Mason Mount, what do girls see in him’’

Me: WHAT? What is there not to like?

Him: I don’t get it though

Me: Pardon, he’s a young strapping athlete

Him: Is he? He’s not very tall. I get the likes of David Beckham being attractive but not Mount

Me: 😡

Him: I say it to my daughter all the time I don’t get why she likes him

Me: How old is she?

Him: 14

Me: Storms off in a huff.

Punkie I need back up on kicking his ass
 
jflurker93 said:
I’m raging!!! 🥵 Someone’s about to get sacked along with @keylimepie junior!

Was chatting to my work friend about Mason and a guy turns around butting his nose in like

‘‘what is it with Mason Mount, what do girls see in him’’

Me: WHAT? What is there not to like?

Him: I don’t get it though

Me: Pardon, he’s a young strapping athlete

Him: Is he? He’s not very tall. I get the likes of David Beckham being attractive but not Mount

Me: 😡

Him: I say it to my daughter all the time I don’t get why she likes him

Me: How old is she?

Him: 14

Me: Storms off in a huff.

Punkie I need back up on kicking his ass
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jflurker93 said:
I’m raging!!! 🥵 Someone’s about to get sacked along with @keylimepie junior!

Was chatting to my work friend about Mason and a guy turns around butting his nose in like

‘‘what is it with Mason Mount, what do girls see in him’’

Me: WHAT? What is there not to like?

Him: I don’t get it though

Me: Pardon, he’s a young strapping athlete

Him: Is he? He’s not very tall. I get the likes of David Beckham being attractive but not Mount

Me: 😡

Him: I say it to my daughter all the time I don’t get why she likes him

Me: How old is she?

Him: 14

Me: Storms off in a huff.

Punkie I need back up on kicking his ass
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jflurker93 said:
@nellyloz123 don’t take any notice you are beautiful.❤

Besides, Mason is chubby anyway i’m sure he would love my ‘not a mum yet have a mum tum’ tummy😬😬
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irishgal2013 said:
Absolutely lifesaver. Wanna get the little man a chelsea top but not playing £40/50 when he grow out of it in couple months. 😂😂
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They take like 3-4 weeks to come but you wouldn’t know the difference. I refuse to pay £75 for a football shirt. Got a daddy England top in transit atm 🤣

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keylimepie said:
Bought my EuroMillions tickets online just now. If I win I’ll buy us an FBC bus and we can spend our lives travelling as Mason’s groupies. Sod this working for a living
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ooo I’m going to put it on!
 
jflurker93 said:
I’m raging!!! 🥵 Someone’s about to get sacked along with @keylimepie junior!

Was chatting to my work friend about Mason and a guy turns around butting his nose in like

‘‘what is it with Mason Mount, what do girls see in him’’

Me: WHAT? What is there not to like?

Him: I don’t get it though

Me: Pardon, he’s a young strapping athlete

Him: Is he? He’s not very tall. I get the likes of David Beckham being attractive but not Mount

Me: 😡

Him: I say it to my daughter all the time I don’t get why she likes him

Me: How old is she?

Him: 14

Me: Storms off in a huff.

Punkie I need back up on kicking his ass
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just plain rude if you ask me 🤬
 
jflurker93 said:
I’m raging!!! 🥵 Someone’s about to get sacked along with @keylimepie junior!

Was chatting to my work friend about Mason and a guy turns around butting his nose in like

‘‘what is it with Mason Mount, what do girls see in him’’

Me: WHAT? What is there not to like?

Him: I don’t get it though

Me: Pardon, he’s a young strapping athlete

Him: Is he? He’s not very tall. I get the likes of David Beckham being attractive but not Mount

Me: 😡

Him: I say it to my daughter all the time I don’t get why she likes him

Me: How old is she?

Him: 14

Me: Storms off in a huff.

Punkie I need back up on kicking his ass
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jflurker93 said:
I’m raging!!! 🥵 Someone’s about to get sacked along with @keylimepie junior!

Was chatting to my work friend about Mason and a guy turns around butting his nose in like

‘‘what is it with Mason Mount, what do girls see in him’’

Me: WHAT? What is there not to like?

Him: I don’t get it though

Me: Pardon, he’s a young strapping athlete

Him: Is he? He’s not very tall. I get the likes of David Beckham being attractive but not Mount

Me: 😡

Him: I say it to my daughter all the time I don’t get why she likes him

Me: How old is she?

Him: 14

Me: Storms off in a huff.

Punkie I need back up on kicking his ass
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Is he for real? Tell him he can get in the bin! He’s just jealous
 
jflurker93 said:
I’m raging!!! 🥵 Someone’s about to get sacked along with @keylimepie junior!

Was chatting to my work friend about Mason and a guy turns around butting his nose in like

‘‘what is it with Mason Mount, what do girls see in him’’

Me: WHAT? What is there not to like?

Him: I don’t get it though

Me: Pardon, he’s a young strapping athlete

Him: Is he? He’s not very tall. I get the likes of David Beckham being attractive but not Mount

Me: 😡

Him: I say it to my daughter all the time I don’t get why she likes him

Me: How old is she?

Him: 14

Me: Storms off in a huff.

Punkie I need back up on kicking his ass
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Sure it’s not g bush in your workplace 🤔🤔
 
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