Mason Mount #23 The FBC have gone camping crazy. As long as Craig doesn’t forget the gravy!

[keylimepie]

That’s the number of brain cells they’ve got.
‘
3 for you, oh 3 for you aswell. Ahhh. None for you!’

‘What do you mean I’ve got no brain cells?’

‘Because anyone with one would have treated that boy better’

 

[calmyourritas]

The close up on the bitten down nails has given me the ick.

 

[Eden246]

Contemplated that being a step too far. Still posted it anyway

 

[nellyloz123]

Quick, someone share some spitting or so gentle yet daddy because that has given me the ick

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Can you die from laughing too much? Asking for a friend

 

[Eden246]

Can you die from laughing too much? Asking for a friend

Hope not otherwise this thread won’t be around for much longer, we’ll all be toast Why aren’t my real people this funny?!

 

[Suder34]

Does someone want to do the new thread or shall I do it?
need titles - it’ll take me a while as I need to do a recap

 

[nellyloz123]

Just as I was scrolling on Tik Tok, the Cheeky Girls came up. Our anthem has to be “we are the FBC, we are the FBC, Mase is our cheeky boy, Mase is our cheeky boy”

 

[GGina]

Hope not otherwise this thread won’t be around for much longer, we’ll all be toast Why aren’t my real people this funny?!

They could hold us a mass funeral. Daddy will do us a eulogy ‘they were the best hoes I’ve ever known, thanks to them I’ve burnt my crushed velvet sofa and grown back my fluffy hair. RIP FBC’

 

[Eden246]

They could hold us a mass funeral. Daddy will do us a eulogy ‘they were the best hoes I’ve ever known, thanks to them I’ve burnt my crushed velvet sofa and grown back my fluffy hair. RIP FBC’

As he says that, all you can hear is the angelic FBC band singing…

 

[nellyloz123]

Does someone want to do the new thread or shall I do it?
need titles - it’ll take me a while as I need to do a recap

#24. We want socks not stats! Soon to be Xmas Number 1
#24 The a FBC have started a band whilst Mase is looking too (fake) tanned

I’ve forgot what else has been said in the thread except from camping

#24 Tramadol dreams, where the FBC ended up the England teams queens (or something along those lines)

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Just as I was scrolling on Tik Tok, the Cheeky Girls came up. Our anthem has to be “we are the FBC, we are the FBC, Mase is our cheeky boy, Mase is our cheeky boy”

 

[keylimepie]

They could hold us a mass funeral. Daddy will do us a eulogy ‘they were the best hoes I’ve ever known, thanks to them I’ve burnt my crushed velvet sofa and grown back my fluffy hair. RIP FBC’

One day the FBC will end It will live forever in all our hearts. Bitches and hoes for life

 

[Chani10]

Do we have a poll for the next thread?

 

[laylavd]

There is a role for everyone. Do we have a stylist?

I can do the press/PR. I've got a public relations degree.

 

[Eden246]

One day the FBC will end It will live forever in all our hearts. Bitches and hoes for life ❤

Do we have a poll for the next thread?

‘What snack is Craig bringing back from the Spar?’

 

[Tabbytiger]

There is a role for everyone. Do we have a stylist?

@keylimepie

 

[Suder34]

I’m just doing a recap then it’ll be ready to go - not sure how to lock this one after tho- not sure I have that power yet

 

[nellyloz123]

‘What snack is Craig bringing back from the Spar?’

Space raiders
Fags & scratch cards for Phil because he looks underage
Ceebeebies magazine for Jack
Chewing Gum f Mase
Fanta Fruit Twist & Condoms for tinks
Tissues for Dec because he won’t stop crying

 

[Chani10]

I’m just doing a recap then it’ll be ready to go - not sure how to lock this one after tho- not sure I have that power yet

Maybe only the person who opened it can lock it? If so maybe @Isanythingrealanymore could do it whenever she has the time.