Mason Mount #20 The FBC have dug out the parkas, c’mon Mase get yourself starkers

Best non England player shag? TOP 3. (Pretty sure I know which way this is going to go).

  • Schmeichel

  • Havertz

  • Pulisic

  • Hazard

  • Trapp

  • Kepa

  • Skjaer

  • Neuer

  • Lorrente

  • Kimmich

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calmyourritas

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Welcome to the first thread of the twenties! Thread title by @nellyloz123

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Recap of previous thread:
⚽️ Poll results! KFC side choices 🤔
I’m disappointed and appalled to say that gravy won with 41.9% 🤢
⚽️ Butternips returned to vote coleslaw.
⚽️ Some deviants want to smear gravy all over Mason and lick it off.
⚽️ @Tabbytiger is getting a special gravy thermometer so she doesn’t burn his todger.
⚽️ The safe word is beans.
⚽️ @PunkRocker is setting up an Only Fans so we can all see what she can do with gravy. I dread to think.
⚽️ @Eden246 and @Isanythingrealanymore were our FBC representatives on the ground at the game.
⚽️ Mason was on Football Focus. He had to draw a panda. He loved peanut M&Ms. He’s a better dancer than Dec because Dec is stiff. Gives himself 9/10 for dress sense.
⚽️ I learnt that Chilly has an outie.
⚽️ Match time - Mason was on the bench but Chilly started!
⚽️ TT was all of us and got a yellow card and I am still laughing.
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⚽️ @keylimepie took after @User name taken and fell on her arse.
⚽️ DADDY CAME ON and it was RAINING.
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⚽️ Chilly scored! #ThePianoManIsFreed
⚽️ Our ovaries exploded at another cute as picture of him and Summer. Fill us with your population paste/baby batter Mase.
⚽️ This led to a discussion about the best alternative names for semen. Other choices were gentlemens relish, cock snot, daddy’s sauce, penis colada, love liquor, chode nectar, schlong sauce and cock compote.
⚽️ @nellyloz123 hates the word spaghetti.
⚽️ Apparently Mase has a new lady in his sights but I don’t want to talk about her because she makes me feel like a potato.
⚽️ We all think Pickers is a filthy shag.
⚽️ Late night Saturday descended into absolute madness. What I think I can work out is…
⚽️ Mason is somehow going to end up limbless.
⚽️ Mason and Deccers are going to Christmas temp at Disney and be the new Woody and Buzz.
⚽️ The night ended with everyone thinking of their worst punishments when Mason finds the thread. Spitting in our mouths? Being told we’re bad girls? Getting Pebbles involved? Ewww, no thank you.
⚽️ Mase was out on a Saturday night drinking tequila.
⚽️ HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEPA! 🥳🥳🥳

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Thanks @GGina and @Smca53
 
calmyourritas said:
Welcome to the first thread of the twenties! Thread title by @nellyloz123

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Recap of previous thread:
⚽ Poll results! KFC side choices 🤔
I’m disappointed and appalled to say that gravy won with 41.9% 🤢
⚽ Butternips returned to vote coleslaw.
⚽ Some deviants want to smear gravy all over Mason and lick it off.
⚽ @Tabbytiger is getting a special gravy thermometer so she doesn’t burn his todger.
⚽ The safe word is beans.
⚽ @PunkRocker is setting up an Only Fans so we can all see what she can do with gravy. I dread to think.
⚽ @Eden246 and @Isanythingrealanymore were our FBC representatives on the ground at the game.
⚽ Mason was on Football Focus. He had to draw a panda. He loved peanut M&Ms. He’s a better dancer than Dec because Dec is stiff. Gives himself 9/10 for dress sense.
⚽ I learnt that Chilly has an outie.
⚽ Match time - Mason was on the bench but Chilly started!
⚽ TT was all of us and got a yellow card and I am still laughing.
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⚽ @keylimepie took after @User name taken and fell on her arse.
⚽ DADDY CAME ON and it was RAINING.
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⚽ Chilly scored! #ThePianoManIsFreed
⚽ Our ovaries exploded at another cute as picture of him and Summer. Fill us with your population paste/baby batter Mase.
⚽ This led to a discussion about the best alternative names for semen. Other choices were gentlemens relish, cock snot, daddy’s sauce, penis colada, love liquor, chode nectar, schlong sauce and cock compote.
⚽ @nellyloz123 hates the word spaghetti.
⚽ Apparently Mase has a new lady in his sights but I don’t want to talk about her because she makes me feel like a potato.
⚽ We all think Pickers is a filthy shag.
⚽ Late night Saturday descended into absolute madness. What I think I can work out is…
⚽ Mason is somehow going to end up limbless.
⚽ Mason and Deccers are going to Christmas temp at Disney and be the new Woody and Buzz.
⚽ The night ended with everyone thinking of their worst punishments when Mason finds the thread. Spitting in our mouths? Being told we’re bad girls? Getting Pebbles involved? Ewww, no thank you.
⚽ Mase was out on a Saturday night drinking tequila.
⚽ HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEPA! 🥳🥳🥳

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Thanks @GGina and @Smca53
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Love the recap @calmyourritas and woohoo thanks for using my title suggestion!

can’t wait to see what thread 20 brings us!
 
On the London Marathon coverage earlier there was a midwife in Portsmouth who has worked at the main hospital in the town for 25 years, I wonder if that is where he was born. She might have even been on shift that night day or night.
 
keylimepie said:
Thank you @calmyourritas for the superb recap. You are a real trooper for deciphering what we was going on about last night! Well done @nellyloz123 on the thread title!
I have decided that any Instagirl mentions will be swiftly met with this response
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Also today is the day we have overtaken the WAG threads!
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We don’t use this enough. There are SO many opportunities on these threads that this picture needs to be rolled out. More please!!
 
calmyourritas said:
Welcome to the first thread of the twenties! Thread title by @nellyloz123

View attachment 792403 q

Recap of previous thread:
⚽ Poll results! KFC side choices 🤔
I’m disappointed and appalled to say that gravy won with 41.9% 🤢
⚽ Butternips returned to vote coleslaw.
⚽ Some deviants want to smear gravy all over Mason and lick it off.
⚽ @Tabbytiger is getting a special gravy thermometer so she doesn’t burn his todger.
⚽ The safe word is beans.
⚽ @PunkRocker is setting up an Only Fans so we can all see what she can do with gravy. I dread to think.
⚽ @Eden246 and @Isanythingrealanymore were our FBC representatives on the ground at the game.
⚽ Mason was on Football Focus. He had to draw a panda. He loved peanut M&Ms. He’s a better dancer than Dec because Dec is stiff. Gives himself 9/10 for dress sense.
⚽ I learnt that Chilly has an outie.
⚽ Match time - Mason was on the bench but Chilly started!
⚽ TT was all of us and got a yellow card and I am still laughing.
View attachment 792404 q
⚽ @keylimepie took after @User name taken and fell on her arse.
⚽ DADDY CAME ON and it was RAINING.
View attachment 792406 qView attachment 792402 q
⚽ Chilly scored! #ThePianoManIsFreed
⚽ Our ovaries exploded at another cute as picture of him and Summer. Fill us with your population paste/baby batter Mase.
⚽ This led to a discussion about the best alternative names for semen. Other choices were gentlemens relish, cock snot, daddy’s sauce, penis colada, love liquor, chode nectar, schlong sauce and cock compote.
⚽ @nellyloz123 hates the word spaghetti.
⚽ Apparently Mase has a new lady in his sights but I don’t want to talk about her because she makes me feel like a potato.
⚽ We all think Pickers is a filthy shag.
⚽ Late night Saturday descended into absolute madness. What I think I can work out is…
⚽ Mason is somehow going to end up limbless.
⚽ Mason and Deccers are going to Christmas temp at Disney and be the new Woody and Buzz.
⚽ The night ended with everyone thinking of their worst punishments when Mason finds the thread. Spitting in our mouths? Being told we’re bad girls? Getting Pebbles involved? Ewww, no thank you.
⚽ Mase was out on a Saturday night drinking tequila.
⚽ HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEPA! 🥳🥳🥳

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Thanks @GGina and @Smca53
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Epic recap once again. For the record, wanting to lick gravy off Chillys abs does not make you a deviant. It's a perfectly normal thing to want to do.

Anyone who mentions insta hoe will be forced to dream about 🐌 for eternity

 
keylimepie said:
Thank you @calmyourritas for the superb recap. You are a real trooper for deciphering what we was going on about last night! Well done @nellyloz123 on the thread title!
I have decided that any Instagirl mentions will be swiftly met with this response
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Also today is the day we have overtaken the WAG threads!
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Agreed! I literally am going to post that every time an insta hoe is mentioned! 😂
I will not have my vibe killed any more 🤣 if I want to slob around in a big hoodie and inhale Doritos and still believe I have a shot then it is my right to live that life in peace!

Also only just noticed that one of my fave pics is on that meme so sharing it again purely for myself!
 

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PunkRocker said:
Agreed! I literally am going to post that every time an insta hoe is mentioned! 😂
I will not have my vibe killed any more 🤣 if I want to slob around in a big hoodie and inhale Doritos and still believe I have a shot then it is my right to live that life in peace!

Also only just noticed that one of my fave pics is on that meme so sharing it again purely for myself!
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If you inhale peanut m and m’s you may be in with a huge shot 😂

Geraldine.20.jobs said:
Epic recap once again. For the record, wanting to lick gravy off Chillys abs does not make you a deviant. It's a perfectly normal thing to want to do.

Anyone who mentions insta hoe will be forced to dream about 🐌 for eternity

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