Mason Mount #18 We won’t sexualise you Mase, we just want a go on your comfortable looking face

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  • Burberry jacket/boxing outfit

  • Blue puffer coat

  • Blue tracksuit

  • Gucci holiday shirt

  • Grey hoodie/jogger combo

  • Black prada outfit


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And what about Morata. I could imagine him being interesting in bed - probably not very lively.

Oh yes, Kevin, one of Germany's finest! Him and his girlfriend are a bit cringy but still very nice to look at.
Im suprised they haven’t split being she is still in Paris. When he was living in Paris she admitted they had sex every day and now they don’t see each other that much,
 
OH! I have another work story from today. So I was speaking to the boys again (they’re 11), they were asking me about football… again.

It went something like this…

Boy: ***** told me you said you watch Chelsea. Name me some players then.
Me (forgetting myself): MASON MOUNT.
Boy: Is that it?
Me (all flustered as my mind goes blank): Erm nope….. Ben Chilwell (?!!! Why did I say him?) Reece James…

Another boy chips in and asks if I know any city players.
Obviously I blurt out Jack Grealish.

They’re all staring at me so I panic and say “I also know Declan Rice plays for West Ham!”

There’s a silence and then one of them just goes “Miss, I can tell you only got into this after the Euros you know.”

🙃🙃🙃

They must have got you really flustered 🤣 I'm sure you could have named the whole Chelsea team if there was no pressure!
 
OH! I have another work story from today. So I was speaking to the boys again (they’re 11), they were asking me about football… again.

It went something like this…

Boy: ***** told me you said you watch Chelsea. Name me some players then.
Me (forgetting myself): MASON MOUNT.
Boy: Is that it?
Me (all flustered as my mind goes blank): Erm nope….. Ben Chilwell (?!!! Why did I say him?) Reece James…

Another boy chips in and asks if I know any city players.
Obviously I blurt out Jack Grealish.

They’re all staring at me so I panic and say “I also know Declan Rice plays for West Ham!”

There’s a silence and then one of them just goes “Miss, I can tell you only got into this after the Euros you know.”

🙃🙃🙃
These kids are sounding rather judgmental. I bet you know more about the Chelsea team than they do 🤣
 
OH! I have another work story from today. So I was speaking to the boys again (they’re 11), they were asking me about football… again.

It went something like this…

Boy: ***** told me you said you watch Chelsea. Name me some players then.
Me (forgetting myself): MASON MOUNT.
Boy: Is that it?
Me (all flustered as my mind goes blank): Erm nope….. Ben Chilwell (?!!! Why did I say him?) Reece James…

Another boy chips in and asks if I know any city players.
Obviously I blurt out Jack Grealish.

They’re all staring at me so I panic and say “I also know Declan Rice plays for West Ham!”

There’s a silence and then one of them just goes “Miss, I can tell you only got into this after the Euros you know.”

🙃🙃🙃
At least you didn’t call him Craig chilwell like I did to an outsider 😂
 
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