Mason Mount #17 Captain Ricey makes us hot, come on Mason we’re a thirsty lot!

Favourite Mase quotes (your top 3)

  • Let a man enjoy his juice bro

  • Because 1 + 9 = 10

  • That’s all you do, top corner, top bins

  • It’s the wrong Reece

  • It’s like a forest in ere

  • They know that I’m a top player, a top blaster

  • They ganged up on us so we created a wall

  • Nyoom nyoom nyoom NYOOM

  • I’ve never seen that in my life

  • Orite geeza

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keylimepie said:
I’ve been giving Karen from accounts 11 or 8 today. I can’t tolerate her bullshit about someone nicking her green wheelie bin whilst she was away for the weekend. You’ll all be pleased to know that she has notified the police of this bin heist.
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Is Karen ok?

Scuffed said:
I’m a 4 - listening out for the sound of teenage angst as my 3 get home shortly and my peace will be shattered.

Also a 6 as I watched Hangover 2 this morning and had images of the FBC Wolfpack on tour!!

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The FBC on tour would make the The Hangover look like In The Night Garden
 
Smca53 said:
Pass it round when you’re done so we can all copy? There’s loads of them and they’ll need cover for when some of us are busy so they might as well hire the full FBC…

Howling that one of Craig’s many girls flew out of London like 2 days ago and another one has already flown in 😭
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Not a problem. I’ll get you all a copy. I’m struggling when it comes to references though as I think my exes may sabotage any potential job offer.
 
keylimepie said:
Not a problem. I’ll get you all a copy. I’m struggling when it comes to references though as I think my exes may sabotage any potential job offer.
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Reference: Mason Mount. Hasn’t actually tested the services yet but will provide a glowing reference afterwards, promise.
GGina said:
His PA must work so hard arranging the rota (how do I get a spot?)
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The devil works hard but Ben’s PA works harder
 
Geraldine.20.jobs said:
Just staple her mouth shut
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If I use the office stapler she may have a case of misuse of company property even though HR will probably promote me for it. I’m praying I get the new blow job role to leave Karen behind.

Smca53 said:
Jeez. I’ve just pictured all the faces that I think he would make when receiving such services and I think that’s me done with everything else for today 🥵 🥵 🥵
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keylimepie said:
Not a problem. I’ll get you all a copy. I’m struggling when it comes to references though as I think my exes may sabotage any potential job offer.
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This is where I may trump you all.. I get on with most of my ex’s and I’m sure they would be kind enough to provide a glowing reference for me to pursue my dreams 😇




keylimepie said:
I think the real question here is if I am ok? I’ve had to put up with her incessant whining all day. At this rate I’ll pay a reward for it’s safe return.
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Why do all offices have a Karen?
We have one who is back in the office and is trying to demand she works at home full time because the office is now too noisey for her. I wish they would give it her tbh and I’m not even back in yet.

They’re always the ones that would get overly offended at being called a Karen too. Just proving our point even more!
 
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