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This whole set kills me, but especially the second and third gif
@PunkRocker for some reason I am watching back to back Tuchel interviews at nearly half 12. Honestly, I think you were ahead of the game, he seems like he’d be a fun guy to be around. He likes Jay-Z and when he was young he was in love with the blonde from Abba
Happy mount me Monday once again FBC I swear it comes around so quickly every week!!
I’m just leaving for work, which is another “mason would never” moment. Because there’s no way in hell that id be going to work if he was my man, need to be available to him 24/7 for any kind of personal matters.
im not blowing my own trumpet or anything… but all I’m saying is, I haven’t missed a home game for a very long time. And the one weekend I have 10,000 things on & decide not to go, mason decides he’s “injured” and can’t play. I’m not saying the two matters are related…. But it’s pretty coincidental
Happy Monday my favourite Mount lovers! Thank you to the weekend for once again coming and going in the blink of an eye. This week however will be a good one as I am at The Bridge on Saturday for the game @Isanythingrealanymore I hope you’re making it too as I would give my left kidney or all my body parts (certain ones just to him) to see Mason play
Good Morning FBC family and happy Mount Me Monday!!
Had an absolutely hysterical dream that the FBC were all on a plane together (I knew who you all were without ever having seen you!). No idea where we were heading but Mason was there and he was doing some kind of meet and greet. It was all going well until one of you grabbed him and made him sit on your lap and wouldn’t let him go! No idea who it was but I suspect there’s a few likely candidates
Good Morning FBC family and happy Mount Me Monday!!
Had an absolutely hysterical dream that the FBC were all on a plane together (I knew who you all were without ever having seen you!). No idea where we were heading but Mason was there and he was doing some kind of meet and greet. It was all going well until one of you grabbed him and made him sit on your lap and wouldn’t let him go! No idea who it was but I suspect there’s a few likely candidates
Happy Monday my favourite Mount lovers! Thank you to the weekend for once again coming and going in the blink of an eye. This week however will be a good one as I am at The Bridge on Saturday for the game @Isanythingrealanymore I hope you’re making it too as I would give my left kidney or all my body parts (certain ones just to him) to see Mason play
Good Morning FBC family and happy Mount Me Monday!!
Had an absolutely hysterical dream that the FBC were all on a plane together (I knew who you all were without ever having seen you!). No idea where we were heading but Mason was there and he was doing some kind of meet and greet. It was all going well until one of you grabbed him and made him sit on your lap and wouldn’t let him go! No idea who it was but I suspect there’s a few likely candidates
Sounds like perfection to me. He can sit on my lap anytime Imagine us lot all on a trip together? Absolute carnage. I fear no good looking male would escape the thirst
Good Morning FBC family and happy Mount Me Monday!!
Had an absolutely hysterical dream that the FBC were all on a plane together (I knew who you all were without ever having seen you!). No idea where we were heading but Mason was there and he was doing some kind of meet and greet. It was all going well until one of you grabbed him and made him sit on your lap and wouldn’t let him go! No idea who it was but I suspect there’s a few likely candidates
No Mason in my dreams but Captain Rice was there asking me if I was feeling ok after going to get my blood test done. Am I the only one who always dreams about this things hours before they happen? It's obsessive at this point.
I've rewarded myself with donuts for breakfast ♥
Good Morning FBC family and happy Mount Me Monday!!
Had an absolutely hysterical dream that the FBC were all on a plane together (I knew who you all were without ever having seen you!). No idea where we were heading but Mason was there and he was doing some kind of meet and greet. It was all going well until one of you grabbed him and made him sit on your lap and wouldn’t let him go! No idea who it was but I suspect there’s a few likely candidates
I need more donuts!! I mean he has to at least travel with the team, right? So they can asses how he is feeling on the last training before the match, right? Right????
Weather is shite here as well. Living my best isolation life and having a movie day. (Obviously any movie will be background noise as I’ll mostly watching the boxing content on repeat )
Morning all. I’ve been looking at items to send to SGP and need a general consensus on this. Do you think this will make it past security? View attachment 782860 q
I have a story to tell about this… my friend’s fiancé was due to start working away so she got him one of these so she could have the nearest thing to his According to him the gel moulding stuff was freezing cold and sticky and gross so he couldn’t keep it up during the moulding process so she has a lovely dildo version of his soft willy. Apparently it looks like a sad little slug
I need more donuts!! I mean he has to at least travel with the team, right? So they can asses how he is feeling on the last training before the match, right? Right????
The last time Tuchy made it sound like Mason wasn’t going to play, he did in the end. Fingers crossed it’s the same situation again! I swear they never play as well without him so hopefully his injury improves
Good Morning FBC family and happy Mount Me Monday!!
Had an absolutely hysterical dream that the FBC were all on a plane together (I knew who you all were without ever having seen you!). No idea where we were heading but Mason was there and he was doing some kind of meet and greet. It was all going well until one of you grabbed him and made him sit on your lap and wouldn’t let him go! No idea who it was but I suspect there’s a few likely candidates
I have a story to tell about this… my friend’s fiancé was due to start working away so she got him one of these so she could have the nearest thing to his while he was away. According to him the gel moulding stuff was freezing cold and sticky and gross so he couldn’t keep it up during the moulding process so she has a lovely dildo version of his soft willy. Apparently it looks like a sad little slug
Since we are telling stories...I remember years ago (I was an innocent teen) watching a programme about this guy whose was being used to make a fun toy and everyone around him made a huge deal out of it. Like "wow, so impressive", "so big", etc...and my friends and I were giggling and hoping we got to see it. When they showed the final result it was...underwhelming?
Like, it's how you used it for sure, but that didn't look good. It was so ugly And if it was like that back then for "I have almost no experience with these things because I've only seen my first boyfriend's" me, I can't imagine how I would laugh nowadays
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist: Do you like nipples? Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth? Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both? Fluffy hair or Daddy cut? Do you know the password? What is your preference on facial hair?
List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason SPICY Rice - Declan - Kyle Walker Gnasher - Foden Dennis the Menace - Maguire Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly Tytan - Mings Pebbles - Stones Grealush/Jack the Lad/Light - Grealish Mr Angry - Pickford Spank me Hendo - Henderson Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL Grandad - Kane P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford
Recap of previous thread: It’s been another chaotic 48 hours for the FBC. Poll results!
Lampard in first with 26.3%
Redknapp (my personal fave) second with 25%
And coming in third Pep with 21.1% Special mention to our man Tony Mount who got 7 votes! Well done Papito! Apparently Ronaldo is not in his 40s! Who knew?! (Evidently not me). Punk finally got a turn in the box. Another stalker teen appeared. Lots of us got new sexy avatars. Well done to @Eden246 on your weight loss! @MrsM19 had a great day out seeing sexy men in the flesh up up close. Lightbulb was also carrying his wash bag. Why? @Geraldine.20.jobs is back! ❤❤ Mason didn’t play, but we did get some sexy pics and vids of him on the bench. Even with flat hair. The boys (Mase, Foden, Jack and Chilly) looked like they were on a school trip. Chilly had been to the gift shop. THAT Craig pic appeared again. Thanks @Smca53 The topless Captain Ricey pics got us feeling some kinda way. View attachment 782433 q This is the only appropriate response. View attachment 782432 q @keylimepie was trolled by a snail. Mase was at the boxing match wearing a questionable £1390 Burberry jacket which only looked sexy because it was on him. View attachment 782431 q Tony the LAD was with him celebrating his 7 votes. Dec came through with a quote straight from the Lightbulb playbook. View attachment 782430 q The TikTok teens are being their usual selves.. posting videos about Mason’s 10/10 dick but they are absolutely ⚠NOT SEXUALISING HIM⚠ @jflurker93 got a cheese sandwich from Maccys. We’re all preparing to send our letters, drawings, tit pics, knickers to SGP for the boys next arrival. We had a wholesome Sunday night chat about blozzers and being an official cock sucker of the England team. @User name taken is the BJQ from the FBC. We got a beautiful vid of Spicy and cocky gum chewing Mason. Again… View attachment 782432 q @Chani10 found the WHOLE 3 minute video and I owe her big time.
Epic recap once again. Hopefully this is finally the thread where we will get the nudes.
On the Mason chart I'm a one today. Sat here pondering on why people are so fucking stupid
Good Morning FBC family and happy Mount Me Monday!!
Had an absolutely hysterical dream that the FBC were all on a plane together (I knew who you all were without ever having seen you!). No idea where we were heading but Mason was there and he was doing some kind of meet and greet. It was all going well until one of you grabbed him and made him sit on your lap and wouldn’t let him go! No idea who it was but I suspect there’s a few likely candidates
Shite here too. Wetter than my basement after reading the golf fan fic
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But first, let's look at these two and try to manifest beautiful dreams.
I swear it comes around so quickly every week!!
Imagine us lot all on a trip together? Absolute carnage. I fear no good looking male would escape the thirst 
would it be really bad to just stay inside at the hotel?!
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According to him the gel moulding stuff was freezing cold and sticky and gross so he couldn’t keep it up during the moulding process so she has a lovely dildo version of his soft willy. Apparently it looks like a sad little slug 
SPICY Rice - Declan
- Kyle Walker
Gnasher - Foden
Dennis the Menace - Maguire
Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly
Tytan - Mings
Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad/Light - Grealish
Spank me Hendo - Henderson
Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
Grandad - Kane
P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford
It’s been another chaotic 48 hours for the FBC.