Mason Mount #17 Captain Ricey makes us hot, come on Mason we’re a thirsty lot!

[GGina]

Fair enough I'll accept that

 

[Chani10]

Maybe he is crap in bed. That source said Chloe found him boring. Maybe she found hun boring in bed.

We can teach him. Not an issue.

 

[Smca53]

Maybe he is crap in bed. That source said Chloe found him boring. Maybe she found hun boring in bed.

 

[keylimepie]

Absolutely! I'd be waving them round if he divorced me on the grounds of adultery with Mason

I'm sure his question can be answered by a scroll through the FBC wank bank!

I think he more pissed because it’s a Chelsea player. It’s bad enough he has a kid that’s turned to Chelsea let alone his missus.
He is still sulking so I told him to look at his pictures of Lucy Pinder to cheer him up.

 

[PunkRocker]

Maybe he is crap in bed. That source said Chloe found him boring. Maybe she found hun boring in bed.

Maybe he found her boring so he wasn't giving her his A game

 

[Eden246]

We can teach him. Not an issue.

Us elders could show him a thing or two, or three.

 

[keylimepie]

No no no (read with Jesse's voice), if we are starting to post gifs of people like Kane, I'll start posting about my United and Leverkusen boys. What is going on?
And no, you can't sexualize my players either.

Harry Kane would love someone to sexualise him and you’ve proven my point to my other half perfectly with your comment

 

[GGina]

Us elders could show him a thing or two, or three.

Here's where being 7 years older than him comes into play, I've got a few things I could show him

 

[keylimepie]

Maybe he is crap in bed. That source said Chloe found him boring. Maybe she found hun boring in bed.

Perhaps he just couldn’t be arsed to try anymore

 

[Thegreenbush96]

Maybe he found her boring so he wasn't giving her his A game

At the age they meet she might have been his first. God knows who was second,

 

[MrsGrealish]

Maybe he found her boring so he wasn't giving her his A game

He'd never be boing with us.

I for one wont tolerate subpar performances in the sheets.

If I aint screaming, I aint happy.

 

[keylimepie]

At the age they meet she might have been his first. God knows who was second,

All I know is I’ll be his last

 

[Eden246]

All I know is I’ll be his last

 

[jflurker93]

All I know is I’ll be his last

as long as im on the list i don’t care where i am

 

[Chani10]

as long as im on the list i don’t care where i am

 

[Smca53]

as long as im on the list i don’t care where i am

Yeah I just want a (regular) slot, not picky about the arrangements tbh

 

[GGina]

The temperature in his house must be bloody freezing he's been sat there in his hoody for hours ffs Mase turn the heating up and strip off it's not like you can't afford it

 

[keylimepie]

as long as im on the list i don’t care where i am

Yeah feel free to fit in when you can with the rest of the FBC. I’m not selfish like that

 

[Thegreenbush96]

The temperature in his house must be bloody freezing he's been sat there in his hoody for hours ffs Mase turn the heating up and strip off it's not like you can't afford it

It’s his carbon off setting - has to offset those private planes and polluting cars somehow.

 

[keylimepie]

The temperature in his house must be bloody freezing he's been sat there in his hoody for hours ffs Mase turn the heating up and strip off it's not like you can't afford it

I think it’s because it has combat gaming on it so he has to wear it