Mason Mount #15 Battle of the bulge, we over indulge, waiting for the secrets Butternips will finally divulge

[Smca53]

Almost new thread time, can't wait for the DILF poll where is @calmyourritas this evening?

Are we going to need to be allowed multiple votes for the DILF poll too?

 

[User name taken]

I’m ready to receive my battle station. Ideally will charge her down from the front

 

[MrsGrealish]

Gonna need something stronger than Gaviscon for

Although if we are admitting things he keeps coming up on my Tiktok and I genuinely find him funny so I watch them all

Sigh.....Time to break out the Omeprazole.

How can I write sex-in-car-while-its-being-driven-sex?

 

[Smca53]

Sigh.....Time to break out the Omeprazole.

How can I write sex-in-car-while-its-being-driven-sex?

The Bentley driver is well-paid and turns a blind eye

 

[Chani10]

My flatmate and I have opened the wine. Bring on the DILF poll and all the drama

 

[Scuffed]

Gonna need something stronger than Gaviscon for

Although if we are admitting things he keeps coming up on my Tiktok and I genuinely find him funny so I watch them all

He is pretty funny and of course that’s the only reason you watch them. I believe you

 

[PunkRocker]

Are we going to need to be allowed multiple votes for the DILF poll too?

I only need one...

 

[Scuffed]

Almost new thread time, can't wait for the DILF poll where is @calmyourritas this evening?

Going to need to do some research as have no idea who’s going to be on this poll? Voting is a serious business

 

[MrsGrealish]

The Bentley driver is well-paid and turns a blind eye

Yeah, but he might object when he's got the heel of a stilleto poking him in the ear.

 

[User name taken]

We'll have to think of a thread title, got to have the stalker in.

 

[Eden246]

Going to need to do some research as have no idea who’s going to be on this poll? Voting is a serious business

I dread to think what some of the suggestions from here might end up being.

Someone will end up wanting Sean Dyche the way people have carried on tonight

Pep or Jamie Redknapp would get my vote

 

[Scuffed]

The Bentley driver is well-paid and turns a blind eye

Suddenly I’ve ‘Partition’ playing in my head

 

[User name taken]

I dread to think what some of the suggestions from here might end up being.

Someone will end up wanting Sean Dyche the way people have carried on tonight

Pep or Jamie Redknapp would get my vote

Frank Lampard.

 

[Eden246]

Frank Lampard.

 

[MrsGrealish]

Thread title. (Not serious)

The Chelsea boys have a stalker, can we bribe her to stalk Walker?

 

[Scuffed]

I dread to think what some of the suggestions from here might end up being.

Someone will end up wanting Sean Dyche the way people have carried on tonight

Pep or Jamie Redknapp would get my vote

Jesus hopefully not!!
Pep would be high up there but need to see the full list before committing!

 

[PunkRocker]

I dread to think what some of the suggestions from here might end up being.

Someone will end up wanting Sean Dyche the way people have carried on tonight

Pep or Jamie Redknapp would get my vote

I'm partial to a ginger

 

[Smca53]

He is pretty funny and of course that’s the only reason you watch them. I believe you

You’re right… usually Pebbles is in them too and he’s pretty with a lovely voice

 

[Tabbytiger]

Title idea:
There’s a stalker and FBC are on the attack, Mason we beg can you roll your sleeves back?

This is the extent of my creativity

 

[Chani10]

Can I nominate Pochettino?
I prefer his oldest son but Poch senior isn't bad either.