Mason Mount #13 Daddy, you have us wrapped around your finger, do you have to let us linger?

[Chani10]

Make sure he uses some of that protection please ladies!!! Dread to think what you’d come home with

I know...I don't want to think about it

 

[BDY_97]

Feels like Daddy is struggling to really get his best form. If he doesn’t soon then it will sadly be the bench rather than the turf we saw more of him. He seems pretty unpopular with England fans so I am not sure he will be the player who gets selected for England while always being on the bench.

He’s not going to be on the bench the way chilly has been and he’s Southgate’s favourite, theres more chance of me becoming his wag than him not getting selected for England

 

[jflurker93]

Same Bless me, Craig.

 

[GGina]

Make sure he uses some of that protection please ladies!!! Dread to think what you’d come home with

He'd have to treble wrap it but I definitely still would

 

[lucylou97]

Just dropping in to be a whore but is it bad I genuinely wouldn’t mind the 7 day course of antibiotics for a night of ungodliness at this point

 

[jflurker93]

 

[GGina]

Just dropping in to be a whore but is it bad I genuinely wouldn’t mind the 7 day course of antibiotics for a night of ungodliness at this point

I feel like he might have a bit worse than chlamydia though...

 

[Eden246]

Just dropping in to be a whore but is it bad I genuinely wouldn’t mind the 7 day course of antibiotics for a night of ungodliness at this point

 

[PunkRocker]

He'd have to treble wrap it but I definitely still would

Always wrap your presents so a woman I used to work with said!

 

[Eden246]

Always wrap your presents so a woman I used to work with said!

That’s a present I don’t mind missing out on. If he was pass the parcel I’d make damn sure the music didn’t stop on me

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

The spicy glow up is real

 

[Smca53]

Always wrap your presents so a woman I used to work with said!

This is brilliant Using this going forward

 

[PunkRocker]

That’s a present I don’t mind missing out on. If he was pass the parcel I’d make damn sure the music didn’t stop on me

Definitely the booby prize of gifts! this shite party does not have jelly and ice cream!

 

[irishgal2013]

He’s not going to be on the bench the way chilly has been and he’s Southgate’s favourite, theres more chance of me becoming his wag than him not getting selected for England

by all accounts none of them had a good game tonight. It more likely taken awhile to get his full fitness up.

 

[Smca53]

The spicy glow up is real

I didn’t know they’d been together for so long!

 

[irishgal2013]

I didn’t know they’d been together for so long!

Awww so sweet

 

[Chani10]

 

[jflurker93]

Definitely the booby prize of gifts! this shite party does not have jelly and ice cream!

I’d rather gobble on chillys willy than eat jelly

 

[Eden246]

Definitely the booby prize of gifts! this shite party does not have jelly and ice cream!

World’s shittest Secret Santa

I’d rather gobble on chillys willy than eat jelly

Gobble Chilly’s Willy

 

[PunkRocker]

I’d rather gobble on chillys willy than eat jelly

World’s shittest Secret Santa



Gobble Chilly’s Willy

I was once given condoms and watermelon flavoured lube from a Secret Santa