calmyourritas
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HELLO welcome to thread 12, take a pew and join us 
Disclaimer:
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t besending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples?
Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
Do you know the password?
What is your preference on facial hair?
List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason
SPICY Rice - Declan
- Kyle Walker
Gnasher - Foden
Dennis the Menace - Maguire
Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly
Tytan - Mings
Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish
Mr Angry - Pickford
Spank me Hendo - Henderson
Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
Grandad - Kane
P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford
Recap of previous thread:
️ Still no sign of the elusive Salty Nips.
️ A long discussion about Mason’s facial hair stages. Some of us rate the fake moustache. Others don’t.
️ The Craig lovers caused anarchy and nearly overthrew the thread.
️ I think we are all of the opinion that, despite our views on Tink himself, never having had a Chinese is weird as fuck.
️ Mason and JG played with a sprinkler that resembled all of our basements.
️ We made the world’s most questionable band…Tink on piano, J Lingz and Grealush on vocals, Spicy rapping and Mase and Pebbles dancing.
️ @MrsGrealish gave Mason a beard and I am ALL for it.
️ The chin rat is now to be referred to as a kitty tickler.
️ @jflurker93 the ICON brought the so gentle yet daddy TikTok back from the dead and I owe her my LIFE.
️ Mason had the audacity to send a blue heart to a fan page. Even though he doesn’t have the password. Why isn’t he appreciating us?
️ Madders was brought up and most of us weren’t impressed. I’m looking at you @jade1818
️ Thinking about buying lifesize cardboard cut outs or wall stickers of Mase.
️ A debate about Mason’s actual socks happened. Were they on the wrong way round or not? As @Smca53 said, this isn’t the sock content we want nor deserve.
️ “Grandad has a whopper” was said far too often.
️ We got the CUTEST pic of Mason smiling on his way to Warsaw with Saka.
️ The box returned for some Dennis fans.
️ The previous poll thankfully didn’t tear Spicy and Mase apart as we feared, as they were pictured leaving the plane together.
️ @MrsGrealish did some face swaps for us and the general consensus is Pebbles is bloody gorgeous!!!!
️ One of the Grealish Mount face swaps was terrifying.
️ There was an awful lot of JG love and I was concerned I had clicked on the wrong thread for a minute.
️ Not even going to discuss some of the things that were mentioned today as gives me bad vibes. But I will say that I love both Spicy and Lauren.
️ Mason started in the England game looking FINE.
️ It all kicked off before half time because someone pinched ’s chin.
️ The commentator is a tattler and the ref is a prick.
And finally… the uniform response to fuckwits/haters/trolls….
Disclaimer:
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t besending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples? Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth? Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both? Fluffy hair or Daddy cut? Do you know the password? What is your preference on facial hair? List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - MasonSPICY Rice - Declan - Kyle WalkerGnasher - Foden Dennis the Menace - Maguire Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly Tytan - Mings Pebbles - Stones Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish Mr Angry - Pickford Spank me Hendo - Henderson Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL Grandad - Kane P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick BamfordRecap of previous thread:
️ Still no sign of the elusive Salty Nips. ️ A long discussion about Mason’s facial hair stages. Some of us rate the fake moustache. Others don’t. ️ The Craig lovers caused anarchy and nearly overthrew the thread. ️ I think we are all of the opinion that, despite our views on Tink himself, never having had a Chinese is weird as fuck. ️ Mason and JG played with a sprinkler that resembled all of our basements. ️ We made the world’s most questionable band…Tink on piano, J Lingz and Grealush on vocals, Spicy rapping and Mase and Pebbles dancing. ️ @MrsGrealish gave Mason a beard and I am ALL for it. ️ The chin rat is now to be referred to as a kitty tickler. ️ @jflurker93 the ICON brought the so gentle yet daddy TikTok back from the dead and I owe her my LIFE. ️ Mason had the audacity to send a blue heart to a fan page. Even though he doesn’t have the password. Why isn’t he appreciating us?️ Madders was brought up and most of us weren’t impressed. I’m looking at you @jade1818 ️ Thinking about buying lifesize cardboard cut outs or wall stickers of Mase. ️ A debate about Mason’s actual socks happened. Were they on the wrong way round or not? As @Smca53 said, this isn’t the sock content we want nor deserve. ️ “Grandad has a whopper” was said far too often. ️ We got the CUTEST pic of Mason smiling on his way to Warsaw with Saka. ️ The box returned for some Dennis fans. ️ The previous poll thankfully didn’t tear Spicy and Mase apart as we feared, as they were pictured leaving the plane together. ️ @MrsGrealish did some face swaps for us and the general consensus is Pebbles is bloody gorgeous!!!! ️ One of the Grealish Mount face swaps was terrifying. ️ There was an awful lot of JG love and I was concerned I had clicked on the wrong thread for a minute. ️ Not even going to discuss some of the things that were mentioned today as gives me bad vibes. But I will say that I love both Spicy and Lauren. ️ Mason started in the England game looking FINE. ️ It all kicked off before half time because someone pinched ’s chin. ️ The commentator is a tattler and the ref is a prick.And finally… the uniform response to fuckwits/haters/trolls….
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