Mason Mount #11 The FBC took a Wembley trip and Mason Trout flashed us the nip

[irishgal2013]

What is this fuckery. They can keep their men with sti’s.

 

[MrsGrealish]

What is this fuckery. They can keep their men with sti’s.

Ewwwww.

Fuck boys are like buying a sandwich toaster.

You'll all excited when you get it, use it all time, suddenly you get bored of toasted cheese sandwiches that make you feel ill, so you pack it away and wish you never got in the first place.

 

[jflurker93]

What is this fuckery. They can keep their men with sti’s.

It’s always the quiet ones that are pure filth though!

& the ones that have girlfriends early on at an impressionable age are always better in bed.

Lads that have never really settled and just sleep around tend to be more selfish and less skilled as they’ve never mastered the art of ‘working out what works and what doesn’t’ if you catch my drift.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

It’s always the quiet ones that are pure filth though!

& the ones that have girlfriends early on at an impressionable age are always better in bed.

Lads that have never really settled and just sleep around tend to be more selfish and less skilled as they’ve never mastered the art of ‘working out what works and what doesn’t’ if you catch my drift.

Yes! I 1000% wholeheartedly agree with this.

now pass me daddy

 

[jflurker93]

Ewwwww.

Fuck boys are like buying a sandwich toaster.

You'll all excited when you get it, use it all time, suddenly you get bored of toasted cheese sandwiches that make you feel ill, so you pack it away and wish you never got in the first place.

this is amazing… but may I add.. also a fucking nightmare to clean!

 

[MrsGrealish]

this is amazing… but may I add.. also a fucking nightmare to clean!

Some of those footballers, that is actually literal.

 

[GGina]

Some of those footballers, that is actually literal.

You could never completely clean

 

[MrsGrealish]

You could never completely clean

Pretty sure you'd need a hazmat suit around him.

 

[jflurker93]

You could never completely clean

I don’t mind but if we’re talking toastie machines he’s definitely a cheap one that you would just end up binning instead of cleaning as it’s not worth the hassle.

Daddy Mason however is a George Forman Grilling Machine. Or a Ninja. Elite. Nothing sticks and the outcome is perfect every time.

 

[MrsGrealish]

I don’t mind but if we’re talking toastie machines he’s definitely a cheap one that you would just end up binning instead of cleaning as it’s not worth the hassle.

Daddy Mason however is a George Forman Grilling Machine. Or a Ninja. Elite. Nothing sticks and the outcome is perfect every time.

Id fucking love a Ninja.

 

[jflurker93]

Something to make us all smile ahead of tonight’s game.

 

[Suder34]

Daddy is starting- hope for some spitting and some top lifting
Spicy starts too, and just for me Johns in there too

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

If mason is thinking of sweeping in, I hope he don’t mind me rock up with a three year old in tow.

Totally. I’m gonna bring my teenagers so he has someone to play PS4 with during his rest breaks

(I thought we should let him have 30 mins between each of us. Don’t want to appear unreasonable)

 

[jade1818]

Get your floor signs read girls living rooms going to be flooded

 

[MrsGrealish]

Totally. I’m gonna bring my teenagers so he has someone to play PS4 with during his rest breaks

(I thought we should let him have 30 mins between each of us. Don’t want to appear unreasonable)

I'd just play PS4/5 with him, although I'm not playing bloody FIFA. Anything else is fine.

 

[Suder34]

Get your floor signs read girls living rooms going to be flooded

 

[layrdx]

I'd just play PS4/5 with him, although I'm not playing bloody FIFA. Anything else is fine.

You could not catch me playing any sort of video game, but you will catch me in between his thighs ruining the game for everyone

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

Apart from when we are making fun of each other for particular footballer loves and arguing over who gets who on which night - my favourite kind of drama

Good point. There will be fucking drama. Fucking shit loads of drama.
If there is any Madder love on this thread there will be so much drama. I can promise you I will…..

….probably just take the piss relentlessly then post some bad photos (like there are good ones amirite?) then go all Butter Tits on you with the vomit face reaction then just accept it and stfu cos really does it matter and I’m not actually a total cunt

 

[jflurker93]

Get your floor signs read girls living rooms going to be flooded

and they’re going to be in blue which is what he looks best in (reminder below)

Hopefully no unnecessary layers

 

[MrsGrealish]

You could not catch me playing any sort of video game, but you will catch me in between his thighs ruining the game for everyone

I'd sucking his cock and playing The Ghost of Tsushima or Cyperpunk 2077.