Mason Mount #11 The FBC took a Wembley trip and Mason Trout flashed us the nip

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PunkRocker said:
The Craig lovers are going to overthrow us and cause anarchy! 🤣
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There's no stopping us 🥰

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Excellent work @calmyourritas loved the recap and that Mason Trout is in the title.
I just have to say it's a bit scary that 78 people voted on that given how little of us comment in comparison (lurkers, you are really welcome here! Just do it and totally come to the dark side)

jflurker93 said:
Whilst we have been discussing our differences on his grooming.. I did put together these different stages of his hair/facial fluff for us to confirm which stages we all prefer as I’ve had nothing better to do whilst lay in bed ill.

I had to add the scarf in of course.

I won’t lie… I enjoy the fake moustache and I would still let him rail me senseless with that as I find it kinda sexy 😰

4 is my fave, then 3… and then I wouldn’t mind a pinch of 2.

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3 has to be my favourite, the fluffiness🥰🥰 but I think it would be even better if he had shaved! Wouldn't say no to 1 and 5. 6 is an atrocity and if he decides to do that again he will be named just Trout every time I talk about him. Rather, he stays with the awful haircut that is 4 if the other possible option was 6!

@GGina that tiktok was great!! Love his hands.

Can't believe we have so many Tink supporters among us, 12 right now. This might require an intervention in the future. :unsure::unsure:
 
calmyourritas said:
Hello thread eleven! Thread title by our @PunkRocker

Some fluffy haired goodness for you all:

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Disclaimer by @MrsGrealish :
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.


Initiation checklist:
🍆 Do you like nipples?
🍆 Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
🍆 Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
🍆 Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
🍆 Do you know the password?
🍆 Who would you have first - Deccers or Mase?

List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
🥵 Daddy - Mason
🍚SPICY Rice - Declan
🐌 - Kyle Walker
😬Gnasher - Foden
🧑 Dennis the Menace - Maguire
🧚‍♀️ Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly
💪 Tytan - Mings
🪨 Pebbles - Stones
😍 Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish
🤬 Mr Angry - Pickford
😈 Spank me Hendo - Henderson
👨‍🦱 Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
👴 Grandad - Kane
👶🏼 P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford

Recap of previous thread:

⚽ Some of us were torn between voting for Daddy or Spicy first. We ended the thread on 59 votes to Mase and 19 to Dec. Not bad.
⚽ A video appeared of Tink and Mason in Christmas outfits which made me feel a bit ill.
⚽ We all had a sentimental moment and shared the FBC love.
⚽ The so gentle yet so daddy TikTok was deleted and broken all our hearts.
⚽ @jflurker93 met up with her FWB and asked him to pretend to be Mason. What an ICON.
⚽ Olly Murs and Aitch were on Soccer Aid and one of them has good socks, but I’m not sure which.
⚽ We reminisced A LOT about fluffy hair Mase.
⚽ Mr Rita was sick everywhere. Mason would NEVER.
⚽ Some more people found us by searching for Electrolux washing machines.
⚽ It was @PunkRocker ’s birthday!!!! As well as Paddy Long Dong and Saka. Happy birthday to you 🎂
⚽ @MrsGrealish turned all the players into women and traumatised us all.
⚽ We all picked one player from the squad and @User name taken went for Tommy Orpington.
⚽ Mason is now to be referred to as Mason Trout when he doesn’t do what we want.
⚽ Lots of our FBC members attended the Wembley match! Mason didn’t start but got brought on as a sub later on.
⚽ Paper planes were thrown… we see you ladies sending the non-PG contact to them direct.
⚽ We got a delicious video of Mason drinking and touching his waistband.
⚽ Mason got fouled and won a penalty.
⚽ Turns out we’re all Team J Lingz… YO NEY, SUNNY INNIT?
⚽ We got a slight hint of nipple in some post-match pics.
⚽ Mason is now an onion due to his many layers of clothing and the fact he keeps making us cry.
⚽ @Scuffed would like it noted that she has burnt her box and has added JG, DR and JL to her list. Bye bye 🐌
⚽ We have learnt that Mason has a fiery groin. You’re not the only one hun.
⚽ Congrats to @Qee on her promotion 🥳
⚽ Mason might have had another haircut, he might not… but either way the fluffy hair needs to come back.

And finally… the uniform response to fuckwits/haters/trolls….

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P.S. I’m still at work doing this so I hope I haven’t fucked up.
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These get better each time ❤️ I can't believe we are on thread 11 already. Especially with how selfish Mason trout is being when it comes to giving us the good content
 
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