Martina Mark #2 Drinks a lot of mommy fuel, Martina is a total fool

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I’m going to preface this by saying I don’t have children. But duck me, the posturing and cradling of the bump gives me chronic diarrhea. There, I’ve said it. Not sorry.
I have 3 and I fully agree! And she’s on her f**king 4th! I didn’t do it when I had time on my first and certainly had no time on the subsequents! Yet there’s Martina having kids to keep her Insta page going #wearingnonmaterity!!
 
I’m going to preface this by saying I don’t have children. But duck me, the posturing and cradling of the bump gives me chronic diarrhea. There, I’ve said it. Not sorry.

Nagh don’t worry it’s not about having kids or not. Between the belly button bursting through all the non maternity dresses that’s she’s beating herself into and having the kids dressed up like Mary Poppins matching in cream. She a dose and would give anyone diarrhoea. Martina’s pursed tight face gives me anxiety I’d say those kids Tilly , Millie are Billy are petrified of putting a hair out of place would she ever let them wear an old pair of leggings and a peppa pig tshirt and let them be kids.
 
I’m just going to say it. As they say nowadays … ‘can we normalise’ not dressing siblings in matching clothes. Ffs that poor boy. In her stripy stripy stripy jumper vibe that she never takes off. As another poster said, god forbid they d be kids and have play and get dirty and throw on whatever spare clothes you have packed. They only time I was ever precious about kids clothes is when we were getting family photos taken. Other than that go with the flow. It’s so damaging to kids all the crap that they are being subjected to for the Insta shot for these wicked vain granny Insta mothers. All her hinting about the new baby being a boy with her use of blue so I’d say it’s 💯 a girl. Either way who f**kin cares outside her own house coz we are all withered at Martina making being pregnant and not sizing up her entire personality in an otherwise face that can’t move coz it’s frozen. I’d say she’s a wreck without all the filters on every photo!
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I’m just going to say it. As they say nowadays … ‘can we normalise’ not dressing siblings in matching clothes. Ffs that poor boy. In her stripy stripy stripy jumper vibe that she never takes off. As another poster said, god forbid they d be kids and have play and get dirty and throw on whatever spare clothes you have packed. They only time I was ever precious about kids clothes is when we were getting family photos taken. Other than that go with the flow. It’s so damaging to kids all the crap that they are being subjected to for the Insta shot for these wicked vain granny Insta mothers. All her hinting about the new baby being a boy with her use of blue so I’d say it’s 💯 a girl. Either way who f**kin cares outside her own house coz we are all withered at Martina making being pregnant and not sizing up her entire personality in an otherwise face that can’t move coz it’s frozen. I’d say she’s a wreck without all the filters on every photo!
Grabby not granny!
 
I reported her for those Play Easy stories. All are incorrectly labelled. PR Product is not an acceptable label, Martina.

Reported her the other day too for not labelling AF links for M and S. Such a sneaky way to carry on. At least respect your viewers enough to follow the simple advertising rules if you're gonna make money out of their purchases. Sneaky and dishonest are not nice traits.
 
Do you think she recorded content ahead of time? I never saw her say how many weeks she was but adding a few weeks on seems too silly for the worst maths brain.
On the 23rd July she said she was 35 weeks pregnant
On the 2nd August she said she was 38 weeks pregnant

So that means that in the 10 days from the 23rd July to the 2nd Aug, Martina went from 35 to 38 weeks. Make Martina make sense.
 
Reminder Martina that #AD needs to be clearly labeled at the start of your advertisement, not the end? You’ve been reported. You’re welcome ☺️
 

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