MarriedAtFirstSightAustralia(MAFSA)(E4 pace) #7 NationWide ad gives us Fear, Carolina and Hoops should disappear

[Shesaidwhat?]

I know right the stupid mother bleeping bleep bastard 🗡 🗡

Thread Fam assemble

 

[Now I get it]

I thought lil red witch was not from Sydney. He is hanging around like a bad smell!

 

[crispycrunch]

She didn't shower for 3 days is that it not very hardcore are you love for a Latino

 

[Miss Begotten]

Spark? Chemistry? duck off. There are tins in my cupboard with more chemistry than that pair of twats.

 

[aimzalicious]

Ugh whilst these two are on screen I can finally go make my pasta and ready my cinnamon bun for dessert, u know me guys

 

[EnoughAlready]

I literally hate the fact the producers have lapped up her Carolina and her drama causing ways, she’s getting far too much airtime!

 

[crispycrunch]

Ugh whilst these two are on screen I can finally go make my pasta and ready my cinnamon bun for dessert, u know me guys

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Man you make me miss snacking like a mofo

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

So the obvious, soon-to-be-affair with Little Red Studded witch is going to be revealed as a shock horror thing to the rest of group at some point And we will all act so shocked that this has happened to tiny little puppet man, whom Cuntalina has openly hated since the altar. The End.

 

[G&Tjustforme]

My ex said I was loud and common too what do you expect mate, I’m from a Leeds council estate

Ive got family from Wakefield, council housing… I feel you

 

[crispycrunch]

So the obvious, soon-to-be-affair with Little Red Studded witch is going to be revealed as a shock horror thing to the rest of group at some point And we will all act so shocked that this has happened to tiny little puppet man, whom Cuntalina has openly hated since the altar. The End.

We're gonna have to listen to the bleeping sloppy snogging aren't we

 

[G&Tjustforme]

I thought lil red witch was not from Sydney. He is hanging around like a bad smell!

Thought the same thing keeping him close for the plot with Cuntalina Miss World

 

[Miss Begotten]

I literally hate the fact the producers have lapped up her Carolina and her drama causing ways, she’s getting far too much airtime!

The problem is that most of the other couples are dull as duck. Would we really want to watch an entire episode with nothing but Miss Saggy Tits whining and Selina twatting about trying to rearrange Niles the racist’s combover?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Ugh whilst these two are on screen I can finally go make my pasta and ready my cinnamon bun for dessert, u know me guys

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I could just eat a cinnamon bun

 

[noseybirdxo]

Ugh whilst these two are on screen I can finally go make my pasta and ready my cinnamon bun for dessert, u know me guys

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I’ve sent Mr Nosey to go and make me some bananas and hot custard

 

[Johnson1901]

I'd be Mrs Vitiello ♥

Ooooooo and me

 

[Princess of Scots]

Ooooooo and me

Wouldn't we all here.

 

[Now I get it]

He could introduce Cuntalina to his niece.

 

[crispycrunch]

Eugh he's got his red tits out

 

[other things online]

He gives me the ick

 

[Clovis]

Can't believe they're wasting time on this bullshit.