MarriedAtFirstSightAustralia(MAFSA)(E4 pace) #7 NationWide ad gives us Fear, Carolina and Hoops should disappear

[emm]

Same. He likes playing video games and drinking out of a shoe. Hardly a reason to kick him into the dirt

drinking from a shoe always reminds me of this

After headbutting him leaving him unconscious I'd probably have shaved his head and tashe then put hair removal cream on his pubes so it burnt his skin

I wonder if they would have televised that

 

[Tippingpoint23]

No wonder Kate has been single 39 years she’s a witch.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Finally got an actual date for Made in Chelsea! Wooo! Next Monday, hurrah,

 

[crispycrunch]

Obese Olivia the skank

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I just can’t with this bleep

 

[Gairlfb]

My boob hurts just looking at her one squished diagonal one. Pair of nauses

 

[Emmadale]

Two shoeys, a caterpillar and a very mediocre spag bol.
He’s too young and immature for her. She wants a grown up.

To make a point of saying she wanted an older man, she even rated that red faced dodgy eared Texan (I’ve forgotten his name already) higher than Al when they had to rate looks!

 

[Princess of Scots]

Pass me the sick bucket

 

[Thank(space)you]

I don't get why everyone is laughing at "fat" Olivia and Jackson. Nothing that was said has been amusing

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Oh speaking of Christmas can I ask the Australian Thread Fam members a question?
What does your Christmas cards have on? Like instead of snowy scenes do you have Santa sunbathing on the beach?

 

[Miss Begotten]

Oh Brent. I am very disappointed.

 

[crispycrunch]

Tamara's tit shoes ffs

 

[Aussie]

Oh speaking of Christmas can I ask the Australian Thread Fam members a question?
What does your Christmas cards have on? Like instead of snowy scenes do you have Santa sunbathing on the beach?

Oh gosh I can't even remember

 

[Thank(space)you]

Tamara's tit shoes ffs

The whole outfit is vile

 

[emm]

it always strikes me as so funny when they say "it is nice to have good feedback from the experts..." as opposed to it is nice the relationship is going well

 

[crispycrunch]

Why did she curl her hair for it to look so tit

 

[Offish]

Oh speaking of Christmas can I ask the Australian Thread Fam members a question?
What does your Christmas cards have on? Like instead of snowy scenes do you have Santa sunbathing on the beach?

Not Australian but lived in NZ for a time… fake snow fuckin everywhere plus y’know Father Christmas is still from the North Pole and it’s snowy there so.

 

[noseybirdxo]

Oh speaking of Christmas can I ask the Australian Thread Fam members a question?
What does your Christmas cards have on? Like instead of snowy scenes do you have Santa sunbathing on the beach?

Both I saw many a Santa on a beach or with a BBQ (I spent a lot of Christmas Days on Manly beach) and many snowy scenes too! My auntie sends a lot of like aboriginal related cards!

 

[Now I get it]

Speeeeak mmmyyyyyyy trooooooth

 

[emm]

Oh gosh I can't even remember

I am not Aussie but lived there for quite a while, iirc they also had(this is years ago though) snowy xmas cards, and a lot of people I knew had a standard british style xmas dinner (not everyone obviously, we never did)