Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[Tobodee]

See, if I basically begged a man for sex, when it happened I couldn’t enjoy it cos surely you’d be too self conscious knowing he’s only doing it cos you’d begged him?????

 

[J2607]

Kwame clearly needs to be more honest, but Kasia's constant mentioning of sex is a bit lecherous, feel if she was a male on the show she'd get pulled up about it.

 

[noseymsparker]

Kasia deserves better than that man, she just wants to have fun his just disgusted by her.

 

[Mizzdee]

My theory is that Kwame has a tiny dick so he’s waiting for Kasia to fall in love with him so that when they eventually duck and she realises it’s tiny, she’ll be less likely to leave him.
That, and he doesn’t fancy her

Nah, he's defo got a caramel conga

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

slutty Mr Blobby

Aka slobby

 

[Miss Begotten]

I admire Lara tbh. She’s voiced that it’s not working but she’s really trying hard to see if it can work. I would have run away ages ago with that cringe

She’s being very kind - almost too kind and I think she’s giving him false hope. There’s more chance of Kwame developing a blancmange fixation than there is of Richie getting anywhere with Lara.

 

[Bluewolf]

Imagine the Offcom complaints if it were Kwame pressuring Kasia for sex.

 

[MarshMallowMonster]

Whitney and Duka are as as said. A match made in hell.

Shes a stone cold witch blaming losing her mum for her behaviour

He's a fake, not in it for the long haul

Whitney was a mahussive beeyotch right at the start, at the altar! Before she even got to know Duka.How dare she blame Duka for having dignified silence and decorum when she was having hissy fits. Playing the Dead Relative Card is low. Especially as Duka had to flee Yugoslavia as a kid, he doesn’t keep chucking that into convos to get sympathy!

 

[Kas01980]

Slutty Mr Blobby is too much

Didn't think I'd ever see "slutty" and "Mr Blobby" in the same sentence

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Kasia is as subtle as a brick wall when it comes to getting a shag.

 

[LaBlonde]

kasia is the best thing about this series

 

[Georgia1970]

Kaisha's about to jump in the bobsleigh by the looks of that outfit!

Cool Runnings...

 

[joibly]

Nah, he's defo got a caramel conga

Caramel Conga?!

 

[Its_Me]

Must be, it just takes me to the email takedown request is anyone else’s doing that? Usually just lets me hit report and then I can lock a thread but not this time haha

I think that happens when a certain amount of time has passed

 

[Veronicacorningstone]

kasia is the queen of memes though

 

[thetrooth]

She’s being very kind - almost too kind and I think she’s giving him false hope. There’s more chance of Kwame developing a blancmange fixation than there is of Richie getting anywhere with Lara.

Yes I agree there’s a fine line between making an effort and giving him the wrong impression. She definitely does not need someone like him though. She already has sons. She doesn’t need another.

 

[joibly]

I’m surprised that Kasia is Trinidadian, the way she is begging for Kwame is very unlike a Trini woman!!

 

[Kas01980]

Got a feeling I'm going to be haunted by the weirdness of Richie this series. Last one was Morag. Imagine Richie and Morag...there's a terrifying thought

 

[joibly]

Zoe seems so sweet!

 

[Dogtanian]

Wonder what vegan wine tastes like?