Married at First Sight UK #9 Gobble gobble

[Jackie Brown]

Matt probably had some interest in Gemma before she opened her mouth and he realised how vulgar she was. I love a double entendre and dirty talk and even I winced at some of the stuff she said at her wedding.

Just now Gemma’s expression had a touch of Lauren Goodger for a second.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Can someone catch me up? Had an unexpected phone call

Mate you’ve missed nothing Gemma is still whining and SPH is writing the next Harry Potter in his mindfulness journal.

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

I cringe like crazy every single time we have to see a bondage looking Kasia make that stupid speech about kwame not shagging her.

 

[Its_Me]

Mate you’ve missed nothing Gemma is still whining and SPH is writing the next Harry Potter in his mindfulness journal.

Youre not wrong, what has actually happened in the last 20 mins

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Go on M&S with your 80's chooooooons!

 

[Diagnosis123]

Duka
"Make me nice toast, we're golden"

....The toast

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Please tell me we’re all watching this yeah?

 

[Miss Begotten]

you know who's neither?

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Genuinely PMSL.
Has he stopped drinking out of his shoes and worked out how to switch the washing machine on yet?

 

[theyalljustwindmeup]

By the way, I’m totally bored that 20 mins has passed and we’ve hardly seen any new content. It’s all just catch ups and stuff we’ve seen before. Boring! Sort it out E4!

 

[J2607]

That shouty voiceover for the Fresh Off the Boat advert is going to send me into a murderous rage. It’s like James Acaster supercharged, I don’t think I can’t cope with it much longer.

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

Why would you advertise that on your face?!

In prison to look hard.

Not Gemma’s idea of hard, the tough meaning of hard.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Genuinely PMSL.
Has he stopped drinking out of his shoes and worked out how to switch the washing machine on yet?

Aww B look at you caring about how he’s getting on in life

 

[ElektraWintour]

Genuinely PMSL.
Has he stopped drinking out of his shoes and worked out how to switch the washing machine on yet?

I’m sure I saw him doing a shoey on social media the other day

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

By the way, I’m totally bored that 20 mins has passed and we’ve hardly seen any new content. It’s all just catch ups and stuff we’ve seen before. Boring! Sort it out E4!

We found out the crucial info that Whitney had made Duka toast.

 

[crispycrunch]

Chanita trying to channel Britney spears with that look

 

[MarshMallowMonster]

Experts my arse! They have a lot to answer for! Gobshite waffle!

 

[okeydokey..]

Commitment ceremony, let’s go

 

[Kas01980]

Here we go, after 22 wasted minutes so far. And after another five ad breaks we may get a total of 10 mins of new footage tonight

 

[katyhorne]

Don’t tear drop tattoos on the face mean you’ve murdered someone?

only thing he’s murdered is his hairdo

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Has jenna told the new two couples THAT SHE IS A VEGAN yet?