Married at First Sight UK #9 Gobble gobble

[docmum]

The episode should be retitled ‘reasons why we’re actually on an experiment called married at first sight’ - talk about first world problems

 

[LaBlonde]

Ooh George... Defo the type who would track your location when your out.

Creeps me out

absolutely.

i mean, i 100% would go there. but only once, and i’m giving him a fake name, phone number and entire backstory.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Ooh George... Defo the type who would track your location when your out.

Creeps me out

If April dumps him he seems the type who’d spend days hiding in her garden disguised as a bush.

 

[PenelopePitstop]

Why is Duka reading things out like he's a childrens presenter? what a weirdo

still, its too funny that Whitney's slow tears over Duka reading out stuff off a page, so dramatic

I genuinely believe he is nervous of her.. so he tries to do it in a playful way so as not to offend her…

George just gives me red flags… so it’s April’s fault men look at her….. mmmm and in another news friend of mine has had a Instagram message from a MAFS scout for the next season

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

I think Kasia would choose handjobs with kwame over handbags.

 

[Kas01980]

Yeah but for a moment I would allow myself to lower myself onto that face of his
Can you tell i haven't DILF this week

Even when he's got his purple terrified expression on his face?

 

[crispycrunch]

Can you imagine if they had those giant A3 pads at commitment coremony and did a dramatic page flick (whacking their partner in the face in the process) to say they want to leave?

Imagine the paper cuts on your face!!!!

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

George is the type to go in a mood with you if you forget to put kisses at the end of a text

Exactly! Neediness is a form of coercive control.

 

[Aussie]

He googled her

 

[okeydokey..]

April has a face on her like a smacked arse

 

[lokp0009]

Why the duck was he googling her date of birth? Creep

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

He Wikipedia’d her

 

[Clovis]

They're googling each other?? This series is out of control.

 

[Mbouzer]

Im DEAD does he want her to go into great detail of when she got raw dogged he would be fuming about that too

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Why would you need to look for your wife’s DOB on Wikipedia?! That’s how ridiculous this show is in one sentence

 

[Miss Begotten]

He’s looking her up on Wikipedia and Googling her?
bleeping hell.
Psycho.

 

[J2607]

If he Googled did he see that she'd been on every other dating show under the sun as well?

 

[paulpercy666]

he went on wikipedia for her date of birth! god almighty

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

He did not Google her date of birth. He could have just asked that - he was clearly trying to find ex boyfriends and her past and pretended he googled her ‘date of birth’

bleeping hell he’s creepy!! Get away April

 

[crispycrunch]

Even when he's got his purple terrified expression on his face?

Mate I wouldn't be able to see the colour or the expression on his face whilst I'm sat on it