Married at First Sight UK #8 No Spoilers or you better get used to taste of fish

[HoGi]

I had my shepherds pie for dins. It was lush. Hopefully no more gurmbly tums every time SPH comes on TV

 

[theyalljustwindmeup]

I had my shepherds pie for dins. It was lush. Hopefully no more gurmbly tums every time SPH comes on TV

I love a good shepherds pie….but I have a feeling SPH is going to put me off forever

 

[HoGi]

I love a good shepherds pie….but I have a feeling SPH is going to put me off forever

Probably says a lot about me that every time I see him it makes me hungry

 

[LittleLottieLoo]

Matts hair looks like a freshly ploughed field

 

[Kas01980]

Well that was a day and a half . Looking forward to some mindless rantings about SHEPHERDS pie's, fishy fannys and what hot tub April seems to have been stuck in since we last saw her.

Only on this thread could those three things together make sense

 

[MarshMallowMonster]

Spoiler: Ooooooo!

So Insta is hotting up between Matt and Gemma. We all know the show is totally edited for drama and viewing figures, certain candidates suffer more than others I think. Am glad Gemma has a good support network around her. Nothing from Whitney but Matt is giving some excuses which seems to confirm the whole thing is probably true.

 

[J2607]

One of the videos on SPH' s insta is him working out at the gym and the background audio is a speech from Jordan Peterson - maybe he doesn't know where the audio is from but any guy that loves Jordan Peterson gives me the willies

Controversially I agree with some things he says and I don't mind him, but at the same time it's always a certain kind of awful guy that is obsessed with him and has his words behind his Instagram videos who are the worst. Think Ashley Cain did something similar.

 

[bourb0nbiscuits]

Matts hair looks like dry noodles

yes! I couldn’t put my finger on what it reminded me of, someone said shredded wheat but I knew it was something else, it’s super noodles

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I can't stop seeing Quagmire when I see George

 

[Facehugger]

I can't stop seeing Quagmire when I see George

George looks the type who dances about like a toddler when he's desperate for a poo. You know the sort I mean ladies........

 

[happylife32]

Gonna miss tonight’s show! I’m at a gig. Wanna listen to gem’s story on IG. Can someone summarise in a spoiler plz??

 

[Regina George]

How come they don't have to keep quiet until the finale like they do in Oz?

They are meant to!

 

[Zulkraa]

I'm going to change Matts name in my phone to SPH, shepherds


Just changed his name in my phone to SPH (shepherds pie head) and I will only refer to him as that from this day forth.

To be fair it's not usually to forked mash looking

SPH means small penis humiliation!

 

[Miss Begotten]

I can't stop seeing Quagmire when I see George

Giggedy.

 

[LaBlonde]

SPH means small penis humiliation!

how do you know this?

 

[OnlyHereForTheLolz]

Can’t believe there are people who excuse Gemmas behaviour. If somebody tells you they are put off by vulgar sex talk then why are you surprised if they don’t like you

Also wish Kwame told the producers to duck off with the sexy massage. I felt so uncomfortable watching that. Kasia is being validated by the “experts” which is just wrong on so many levels

Seriously disappointed in the women chosen for this show. They, more than the men, sadly are the issue. None of us are perfect but duck me did they not do pshycological checks on these people. Whitney and April can go in the bin too

 

[okeydokey..]

Who is reaaaaadyyyy?

 

[Moongirl69]

I need to watch on +1
Stand by for notification spam...

 

[Its_Me]

Home just in time! And having a wine because tit day

 

[Clovis]

Evening, fellow divvies. Anyone fancy some tuna salad? It's catch of the day!