Married at First Sight UK #8 No Spoilers or you better get used to taste of fish

[Miss Begotten]

Mr Shepherds Pie’s genitals have retracted so far inside him they’re now lodged just behind his left ear.

 

[okeydokey..]

To the person who knows Matt why does he have shepherds pie hair? Did he get a perm and they forgot to take the rods out?

The question everyone wants answers to

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Jesus Gemma have a night off

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Just show the adverts ffs

 

[Olivebread123]

Omg Gemma STOP

 

[noseybirdxo]

bleeping shut up Gemma, he’s absolutely sick of her tit - he’s told her how he feels before and she STILL does it. If she shut up, she might get what she’s after

I love sex but duck me nothing puts me off a person more when they bang on about it.

 

[panini]

Why is Gemma reminding me of Chloe from Geordie shore

 

[ekl2000]

Is her sexual thirst the only thing she has to show for herself?

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

As a mark of respect to Her Majesty The Queen, we are not showing commericals across the Channel 4 network today.

And now, a recap on Gemma's throbbing fanny.

 

[Londoncailín]

Gemma’s issues run much deeper than her claim that she was told only to speak when spoken to when she was a child.

 

[swipeupqueen]

I'm going to change Matts name in my phone to SPH, shepherds

To the person who knows Matt why does he have shepherds pie hair? Did he get a perm and they forgot to take the rods out?

Just changed his name in my phone to SPH (shepherds pie head) and I will only refer to him as that from this day forth.

To be fair it's not usually to forked mash looking

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Gemma isn't right. It's like some sort of Sexual Tourrete's

 

[okeydokey..]

Gem you needa go to a swingers club girl

 

[Kas01980]

Gemma is so crass

I'm not surprised shepherd's pie head don't like it

I'm not surprised she's single

 

[theyalljustwindmeup]

Jesus Christ Gemma! Shut the duck up about your fanny! It’s not even a nice word…if you do insist on bringing your vag into every conversation at least call it something less trampy

 

[aimzalicious]

As A mArK oF rEsPeCt To HeR mAjEsTy...

 

[Clovis]

 

[Facehugger]

Mr Shepherds Pie’s genitals have retracted so far inside him they’re now lodged just behind his left ear.

He had his tonsils out when he was 5, he's now got new ones

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

The sound of me sucking fruit salad sweets is deafening.

 

[joibly]

Imagine having kids and embarrassing them and yourself on national tv with the constant sex comments and behaviour. I hope Gemma’s kids’ school friends don’t find out about this!