Married at first sight Uk #7 Brads a walking red flag and Ella's only there for a shag

[gimm3more]

Pls can the producers stock Biancas apartment with some purple shampoo

 

[pommobear]

Spoiler

It will 100% be JJ that gets with Ella. I can’t see it being Jordan.

Spoiler

I can't see JJ going for a trans woman.

 

[Clovis]

You can’t imagine your life without him? I’ve had milk in the fridge longer than your relationship

I've taken longer shits.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

'I can't imagine my life without you after a week'

 

[chickenlittle367]

Bianca should be with George lol she’s gagging for it

 

[minnieminx88]

I swear she said poo, not pool

Well tbh dont we all need one after a horizontal dance??

 

[gimm3more]

I’m feeling less sorry for Bianca as their conversation goes on

She’s delulu I’m afraid
He’s got some cheek in that ugly shirt and he looks about 5ft7

 

[Miss Begotten]

Bianca is 5 minutes away from getting Hamface in a headlock and demanding her conjugal rights.

 

[Danielle0120]

SHE CAN'T IMAGINE HER LIFE WITHOUT HIM

duck off haahhahahaha

She will not give up, she's the type to stalk the duck out of someone after the first date.

He does need to say listen, I don't fancy you. Instead of going in circles without really saying anything.

 

[Penisdlite]

I was wondering why the thread wasn’t moving. Realised I’d accidentally ended up on the old thread

 

[RaeRae]

Why is Bianca so different from his usual type? What even is JJ's specific type, a bird with three tits?

Im guessing fake boobs, fake tits and fake lips.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Those dark roots and dark eyebrows are really bugging me. All I want to do is drag her to the hairdressers to get a root fade and lowlights done.

 

[Penisdlite]

I swear there’s a dinner party every other episode this series

 

[Noppa]

Yess drama tomorrow!! Georges speaking French ooh la la

 

[malibu skies]

Georges getting angry in French

 

[ejej123]

THE FRENCH

 

[Penisdlite]

Hearing Georges argue in French will make me feel more cultured

 

[gimm3more]

Yess drama tomorrow!! Georges speaking French ooh la la

Nah he’s FEWMINNNNN

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Georges banking on no-one knowing what he actually said in that preview.

'I told them they were all twats Peg honest, now get that cock ring out'

 

[chickenlittle367]

The preview: Porscha is so desperate to be on tv why is she quoting Will Smith? Why did George shout in French lol? What is wrong with Ella’s hair?
Why is Erica dressed like she’s at the miss universe awards?
So many questions. When do the other new couples come in? Do we think the other 2 couples come in to replace 2 couples that leave?