Married At First Sight UK #4 Is Jenna vegan? She hasn't mentioned it

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She really looks like an illustrated character here and I can’t put my finger on it. Keep thinking it’s ‘hey Doug’ but think she has a better match somewhere..🤔

ITS WALLACE!!!!
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Ha ha ha

Imogen from Magaluf / Ibiza Weekender!!

Hasn't she gone pure cray cray and shaved her head?

Bring back the bows the size of New York!🤣🤣

Also I'm late to the party because I've been away so I'm just gonna spit my thoughts here.
Kwame does not fancy Kaisha at all. He only fancies himself. This taking it slow is bullshitttttt.
Jenna said Zoe can eat what she wants but does nothing but talk about what she's ordering when they have food. And I know it's a wig but the mini pigtails are vile.
George is a secret psycho and April with her fake tears! She also reminds me of Fern Mccan with her mannerisms and how she speaks sometimes.
Duka and Whitters.😬 she's awful, but the pussy comment (that he didn't deny) sent me over the edge.🤣
Tom and Captain Curtains can stay forever.
Richie is cringe as duck, poor Lara wincing every time he comes near her.🤣 agree with someone who said he's a virgin 🤣🤣🤣
Jess and the lips, what the hell? She thinks she's something doesn't she, and so does her mum. Pjay is just a pure melt who walks funny. He would probably fall in love with a piece of glass.
I like Jordan and Chanita but agree I've seen her on something else I'm sure!
Have I missed anyone?
 
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Hasn't she gone pure cray cray and shaved her head?

Bring back the bows the size of New York!🤣🤣

Also I'm late to the party because I've been away so I'm just gonna spit my thoughts here.
Kwame does not fancy Kaisha at all. He only fancies himself. This taking it slow is bullshitttttt.
Jenna said Zoe can eat what she wants but does nothing but talk about what she's ordering when they have food. And I know it's a wig but the mini pigtails are vile.
George is a secret psycho and April with her fake tears! She also reminds me of Fern Mccan with her mannerisms and how she speaks sometimes.
Duka and Whitters.😬 she's awful, but the pussy comment (that he didn't deny) sent me over the edge.🤣
Tom and Captain Curtains can stay forever.
Richie is cringe as duck, poor Lara wincing every time he comes near her.🤣 agree with someone who said he's a virgin 🤣🤣🤣
Jess and the lips, what the hell? She thinks she's something doesn't she, and so does her mum. Pjay is just a pure melt who walks funny. He would probably fall in love with a piece of glass.
I like Jordan and Chanita but agree I've seen her on something else I'm sure!
Have I missed anyone?
Next time Thomas is on one imagine him with the big bow on his head 🤣🤣🤣 it's all I see now
 
Straight from the iphone notes, thanks for making me howl as I watched as per usual!!!

  • Why are they in hotels? Not apartment blocks?
  • Richie is more than a bit deluded to what’s going on really, how can you get to 50 and not have any social or emotional awareness lmao?
  • Love Thomas’ t-shirt hahaha
  • Why do Jordan and Duka look like brothers?
  • Can Mel breathe????? Never mind Mel, what is Paul wearing ??!
  • Chanita and Jordan are lovely 🥰
  • Loooool Jess is here for the tv fame, was she at the same wedding? Calling it great when she threw a strop the whole day. Jess getting too defensive, no one’s making you come across like a witch - you have been one
  • Jess is the one who needs to put in effort. Peejay comes across lovely
  • Zoe and Jenna are lovely, I wasn’t expecting Zoe to be my favourite but she probably is, I think she’s great 😂Jenna is nice but I can imagine her to be a bit of hard work
  • I had never heard of the phrase lesbian death bed looooool i too thought it was like a sex position
  • Kasia and Kwame are weird, I don’t get it but I respect Kwame for not having sex with her and wanting it to cloud anything. I feel like he’s right to give it time whereas Kasia just wants the D
  • April really is stunning. I’d like to sit on George’s face. They defo need to all let go of jacuzzi gate so it doesn’t get boring
  • Lara is literally speaking about him like he’s a child which is no surprise when he is basically a man child. I can’t cope with John Wishop though, he just cringes me out
  • I like Thomas and Adrian, I like the dynamic even if they end up just being friends they are just so funny together
  • Whitney DRIVES ME INSANE YOU KNOW. Is she a bit on the spectrum? Just some of her mannerisms. Her dress is nice though but she needs to fix them brows hun
  • I’m not buying that Duka is that bad off camera??? She seems to like some bits about him but you know it would be hard to keep up that facade on tv especially when you’ve got that stupid cow behaving how she does, I just don’t get bad vibes from Duka - anyone else? Maybe he said something heat of the moment and there’s a small truth to it but I think she’s taken something and expanded it perhaps, I wouldn’t put it past her anyway because she’s been a bleep since the start
  • Just hear to tell you all that I bleeping love Thomas. Adrian is so dramatic hahahaha he’s such a drama queen. Captain curtains 😭😭😭
  • I LOVE YES WEEK SO MUCH HAHAHA YESSSSS
  • I think Whitney stays for what it’s worth, didn’t Paul Brunson or her say about a redemption arc/journey type thing or was that someone else?
 
Hello thread fam! Sorry i’ve been MIA - my auntie and uncle were over from Australia but left today to go on to Bristol (and I have spent today very sad loool), so I didn’t watch Thursdays ep! Im just about to start watching it so stand by for my thoughts 😂💙
I wish I was in this position. I need a double bill of it. I may withold monday till tuesday🤔

I think we should get them going on dates and stuff doing regular things too.
Maybe Im obsessed with it or bored with reality tv and this dpes still have a few non-fame hungry chasing people & thats giving me some much needed REAL reality 🤗
 
I think in the majority of couples, they’ve picked a woman who has been seriously hurt - and yes, why would you go on it if you had been, lots of us have been hurt - I physically hurt for my ex at times.. and that’s no excuse for what we’ve seen. But I do think that it’s led to a self sabotage type behaviour where they want to prevent themselves getting ‘mugged off’ on tv - especially the women who are nearer 30 and above - so much is still expected of women by a certain age weirdly. Self sabotage doesn’t equal narcissism/bullying etc. and I certainly would be guarded was it me up there, but never nasty to a partner who was committed as they have been in the ceremonies. Whitney-witch and April are questionable for why they bothered to apply, but as much as I dislike Jess, I think she might at least learn/grow up from the experiment if nothing else, and I think Jenna will grow up and be alongside lovely lovely Zoe in the end. Similarly Ritchie is willing to learn and Lara is willing to adapt so I hold hope there.
Call me a hopeless romantic at the end of the season when it’s gone tits up, but only if someone passes on George’s number to me first😜🥰
 
I’d be bloody livid if my parents called me Morag

I’m sat in an airport Starbucks absolutely ruined at this 😭😂😂

On the topic of Whitney and the dead mum excuse. Both my parents are dead within the last few years, plus My lifelong step-dad. My dad died on the anniversary of my mum’s death even, just to make that day extra fun. I’ve still never though it gave me right to be a bleep to people.

Whatever her issues in life or with men or with the show, it costs nothing to be decent. It’s not like she was forced on the show. There’s not being into your “marriage”, and then there’s treating your husband like absolute tit for no reason. I don’t blame him if he’s lost his cool and said some tit things behind the scenes. She decided she hated everything about everything before she even got to the wedding.
 
The John Wishop comment is the reason I LOVE tattle 🤣🤣🤣 literally cried with laughter when I read it!

So far I like Christopher - he’s just so extra and you never know what he’s four j till going to say or do next. I’m not a fan of George, he seems very emotional, like irrationally and is find that quite hard to deal with. He’s made Alice out to get a cheater when it wasn’t even that bad!!
Who is Christopher?! And Alice?! 😂
 
my worry with ritchie and lara is that we’re going to end up in a luke and morag situation where one partner (lara) is told to continually make accommodations and allowances for the other (ritchie) and the experts keep telling them they’re making great “progress” even though one of them is obviously unhappy. lara’s eyes at the ceremony were still saying “help me” imo 🤣

she seems a great lady but what she said on the honeymoon was legit and still relevant - she needed a man, worldly and experienced, who was able to protect and look out for her so she could actually relax and be taken care of. a george or pjay type may have been decent. as it is, she is always going to be smothered by ritchie while being told she’s exactly what he needs and whatnot. he might be a thoughtful guy but he’s just not able to meet her on her level. i feel for her.
 
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bleeping hell!!! I mean Thomas and April 🤣🤣🤣🫣🫣

i genuinely was worried that I was going even more mad than I already am when I was trying to think of the names 🤣🤣🤣😘

I think Lara is gonna have a thing for George ya know! I mean who doesn't, but anyway she definitely digs him and I feel like she will drift towards him at dinner parties.

Literally watching that bit at the dinner party now, and I just wondered if George might be better with an older woman.. they def have a chemistry and wondered if producers were planting a seed. witch 🙄

Thomas’ ma ‘are ye duck’ moment made it onto Gogglebox 🤣 as did Claire Balding and H from Steps quotes 😂😂

Love gogglebox! but personal comments especially re appearance just can’t sit well with me especially when they were knowingly said to an audience.. I’m usually straight talking, like a joke etc but didn’t think Thomas was ok to say those before he’d built a relationship at least.. (just my opinion re that though, his later comment about being more Solange killed me ☠️)
 
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Yep I know, it’s just if he is so repulsive to her and she ‘can’t do this any more’ she would override the rule and just leave.

I don’t understand her motivations for remaining in the process besides exposure and more Insta followers.

Duka is showing so much restraint! She would’ve pushed my buttons a long time ago!
I wonder if they are put under a lot of pressure to stay in a situation like that 🤔

don’t like Duka I think he’s everything she says he is 👀
 
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