Married at First Sight UK #4 I'd do anything for a finger but I don’t want your spoon

[Comewhinewithme]

These 2 are dicks.

 

[Miss Begotten]

So he’s shagged her six ways from Sunday and now he’s bored.
Lovely.

 

[me myself and karma]

He's definitely Jay of inbetweeners

 

[Jt2020]

Believe in the universe…

 

[mozzarellagirl]

i just know shonas heart dropped into her hole during this convo

 

[Danielle0120]

Everytime they play that "I love you too baby" clip I wanna shuv a knife up my vag

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

'What would you change about me?'

*reels off a bleeping essay*

 

[Jt2020]

For being so in love, he’s being quite brutal and she’s not taking it well AT ALL

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

Shona was not expecting these responses.

 

[pommobear]

Omg he can't stand her

 

[Diagnosis123]

Stung by a swarm of bees upon leaving her lip filler session

 

[savedlatin21]

Wow he didn't hold back on what he would want to change did he

 

[Evesdropping]

He's a bit dead behind the eyes isn't he? I've just noticed.

 

[Furrytriangle]

Nice editing to make it look like giraffe was quick to criticise annoying voice lass ha

 

[I steal names]

Longneck’s been champing at the bit to say all that

 

[Miss Begotten]

Everytime they play that "I love you too baby" clip I wanna shuv a knife up my vag

Listen right.
You talk a bloody good game, but have you learned nothing from last week? Do you not remember something about a spoon and your arse?

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Shona reminds me of a botched plastic surgery Ellie Goulding.

 

[pommobear]

She was expecting him to say something like "I just wish you'd put yourself first sometimes instead of always being amazing and thinking of others"

 

[mozzarellagirl]

he's done the classic, my dicks had enough after telling you i love you and now i'm bored

 

[judgejohndeed]

Feel a bit sorry for Shona...kinda getting the feeling she wouldn't do whatever weird sex thing it is he likes and now he's just going in on her in every way possible