Married at First Sight UK #4 I'd do anything for a finger but I don’t want your spoon

[Aussie]

As if

***manifests that I become that spoon***

 

[Miss Begotten]

***manifests that I become that spoon***

Excuse me? Are you manifesting filth with the lucky gentleman currently standing in 5th place on Miss B’s list of potential future husbands?

 

[pommobear]

Off topic but the adverts on Tattle are seriously pissing me off RN.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I’ve swapped Hollyoaks for Corrie as my waiting for MAFS to start programme I don’t know which is worse.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Right. When you’ve all quite finished leering at the future Mr Begotten, let’s get this shitshow over with.

 

[ekl2000]

Buckle up

 

[Sonz1981]

Evening all. Snacks and drinks ready and Let’s go ….

 

[Moongirl69]

 

[Now I get it]

Hey everyone

 

[Don’tStart]

Hiii everywunn! Me sat grinning like a Cheshire Cat at the prospect of all their marriages crumbling:

 

[mozzarellagirl]

can't wait for brad/chad/teef to reveal his true colours

 

[ekl2000]

Peggy’s dressed like one of those weird loo roll doll covers

 

[docmum]

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

I fell behind but I'm back to watching live tonight.

Feel like it's gonna a start getting good now

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Top shaggers

 

[Sonz1981]

another couple has been ‘intimate’
Never hear that expression in real life do you ?

 

[pommobear]

Imagine going on TV and telling everyone you've just shagged.

 

[Miss Begotten]

I’m probably having one of my thick days, but why is “the group” so outraged at the idea that Nathaniel might not fancy Ella? Is it not allowed? Surely they’d think he was a complete bastard if he was leading Ella on by pretending?

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

We are all skeptical Terrence. And sick of bleeping Porscha

 

[mozzarellagirl]

I would rather DIE than be this desperate for this love, yes i am judging - infact all judgment intended lol