Married at First Sight UK #4 I'd do anything for a finger but I don’t want your spoon

[Clovis]

Has Poundland™ Beyoncé forgotten that she's met these women once? She's acting like they're lifelong friends. The disdain!

 

[judgejohndeed]

AGAIN WITH THE SPOON

 

[NH14]

My girls - errrr you met them for one night love

 

[sirbenfro]

She is crazy cuckoo bananas

 

[Penisdlite]

Porscha wind your neck in you colossal bellend

 

[Ktb]

She’s an insufferable witch. Someone swill her and tell her to duck off home.

 

[Janeeks]

I think Porsha is actually mentally unwell, quite the liar, drama queen and proving Terrance's point by continuously acting childish. She needs to get a grip and stop being a hypocrite.

 

[Miss Begotten]

At this early point, how are Paul and co calling themselves experts?

They are complete opposites in every way and have absolutely nothing in common. From where I’m sitting I’m starting to suspect that the only reason they got paired up is because they are both black.

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

NOT THE SPOONS AGAIN. Ffs.

 

[loveulongtime0]

The duck is wrong with Porscha’s hairline

 

[SaLou]

This Porscha stuff is tedious, not even entertaining

 

[malibu skies]

NO WAY has the past hour of drama been over a bleeping spoon

 

[docmum]

Honestly, just rename MAFS as ‘recruited gaslighting narcs’ - it’s a joke and not a funny one

 

[thegirlwho2020]

Jay

 

[pommobear]

Porscha is full on lying about him. Absolute gaslighter.

 

[Danielle0120]

She's an utter twit

 

[chickenlittle367]

Everyone is thinking stfu. She is soooo annoying I genuinely can’t watch her she’s angering me. It’s making me want to throw my tv at the wall.

 

[MuthaCuppa]

I can’t deal with anyone who pronounces ‘ask’ as ‘arx’

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Crikey she's even made Brad look uncomfortable. Not enough crystals in the world.

 

[Londoncailín]

I'll never look at a humble spoon the same way ever again.