Married at First Sight UK #4 I'd do anything for a finger but I don’t want your spoon

[aimzalicious]

Thread title by @Eeeww David!

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[malibu skies]

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

You just know Porscha and Terrence will stay in the experiment just for some extra air time despite them hating each other with real DISTAIN

 

[Clovis]

This Brad creeps me out. Every time he talks about the moon and stars and rearranging his chakra I'm thinking, that's just code for wanting anal right?

 

[rattlesnake]

Thread title giving me more joy than Shona's crystals right now...

Ps not the kitkat advert ahaha

 

[unidentified]

They’ve put me off my snacks

 

[Kas01980]

I'd forgotten how violent some of these people make me feel

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

This Brad creeps me out. Every time he talks about the moon and stars and rearranging his chakra I'm thinking, that's just code for wanting anal right?

It’s his giraffe animal crystal instinct

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

I don't think any of us can possibly imagine what courage it takes to come out in a social setting given what some people can be like towards trans people these days

Yeah, some people be like "but you can't actually magically change sex though"

Monsters.

 

[aimzalicious]

This Brad creeps me out. Every time he talks about the moon and stars and rearranging his chakra I'm thinking, that's just code for wanting anal right?

Brad trying to get into Miss PG Pillow Princess's bumhole

 

[thegirlwho2020]

Pls no more finger talk … I hope Ella n Porscha leave soon I just cba with their crap

 

[malibu skies]

Has anyone got one of the flash dust magnet things? Are they any good?

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

How long until Shona starts telling his kid she’s his new Mummy and asking if he wants brothers and sisters

 

[jolly_parsley]

Omg I’ve finally realised who Porscha reminded me of with the way she said “Disdain”! Exactly how Harriet in Wild Child speaks when she’s being Lizzie Bennett and talking to Freddy

 

[ekl2000]

Dinner party episodes are exhausting

 

[flutternutter]

Has anyone got one of the flash dust magnet things? Are they any good?

Yes and yes

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

This Brad creeps me out. Every time he talks about the moon and stars and rearranging his chakra I'm thinking, that's just code for wanting anal right?

Maybe he's just off his tits on drugs. Benefit of the doubt.

 

[me myself and karma]

David Tennant's soothing voice in the banking add is what we need

 

[Now I get it]

Brad and Shona are too much. And he reminds me of m&ms.That advent with the guy who prunes flowers.

 

[pommobear]

Yeah, some people be like "but you can't actually magically change sex though"

Monsters.

Also, what courage? They all knew she was trans because, despite being plastic'ed into oblivion, IT IS ALWAYS OBVIOUS.