Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[Perspicacia Tick]

Oh are they all going to have to pretend they didn't notice Ella's 'secret' now.

Porshas gonna steal that thunder

 

[chickenlittle367]

Porscha gcse performance acting at the table

“such disdain” it’s giving Shakespeare gcse drama even Terence is laughing

is it just me or did the dinner table look smaller than usual? Was everyone there?

even tho she’s a knob, Ella did look good

 

[thegrumpos]

Love Terrance, he’s seen this type of behaviour before and clearly ain’t here for it.

 

[Its_Me]

Porsha would be staying up to 5am if he told her he was paying her bills and buying her a Chanel handbag when they get back

 

[Monkeymagic85]

I passed the human test whoop!

Cant wait for the dinner parties but I do not want to see another weeping rendition of ‘surprise I’m trans’ - no one is surprised hun, it’s not a personality trait!

I read some tit about Porcha today and I can’t say I’m surprised

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

CHALDISHHHH

 

[Timberwolf]

Things I did not expect this evening:

1 Slightly warming to and feeling a tad sorry for Georges
2 An oily massage making me throw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Monkeymagic85]

“such disdain” it’s giving Shakespeare gcse drama even Terence is laughing

is it just me or did the dinner table look smaller than usual? Was everyone there?

even tho she’s a knob, Ella did look good

NGL chuckled at this comment, knob no more

 

[amp63]

I passed the human test whoop!

Cant wait for the dinner parties but I do not want to see another weeping rendition of ‘surprise I’m trans’ - no one is surprised hun, it’s not a personality trait!

I read some tit about Porcha today and I can’t say I’m surprised

Spill what you read under spoiler tab

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Things I did not expect this evening:

1 Slightly warming to and feeling a tad sorry for Georges
2 An oily massage making me throw up in my mouth a little.

Have you considered crystal healing for that?

 

[Timberwolf]

Quelle Suprise Ella making the dinner party all about Ella.
Clearly they didn’t throw out the Thomas cookie cutter from last series…..

 

[Metropolis]

There’s something about Porscha’s attitude that’s bringing to mind Whitney from last year.

 

[Elb_1705]

Spoiler: Spoiler

terrence called police after porsha cut his clothes up and broke his designer watches because he wrote leave at the commitment ceremony

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Spill what you read under spoiler tab

 

[Timberwolf]

Have you considered crystal healing for that?

Depends, I suspect the size of Crystal I would require is beyond my crystal purchase power

 

[NH14]

There’s something about Porscha’s attitude that’s bringing to mind Whitney from last year.

Arrogance

 

[call.me.coco]

Porscha is not displaying Christian values........

Having a child out of wedlock isn’t very Christian either

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Depends, I suspect the size of Crystal I would require is beyond my crystal purchase power

You're just not manifesting hard enough. Probably.

 

[amp63]

Spoiler: Spoiler

terrence called police after porsha cut his clothes up and broke his designer watches because he wrote leave at the commitment ceremony

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Spoiler: Spoiler

Somehow it doesn't surprise me that she would do that

 

[pampas_grass]

I don't think we've had anyone as fake and scripted as Porcha on this before.

Such a good Christian she has a kid but never been married or lived with anyone before

 

[amp63]

Such a good Christian she has a kid but never been married or lived with anyone before

Shes a 'born again Christian' seems to be one of those ones that were a total brat growing up. Turned to the church now looks down their nose at everyone and thinks they're a step down from God, but have short memories from their own pasts.