Married at First Sight UK #3 I’m in love with a stripper

[Dogtanian]

What is wrong with you this week @Dogtanian

You love me really.

I went onto Jess’ insta, and yeah she’s a massive hypocrite. Her mum can gtfo as well

 

[crispycrunch]

You love me really.

I went onto Jess’ insta, and yeah she’s a massive hypocrite. Her mum can gtfo as well

You'll be saying you want a bit of her mum next

 

[Dogtanian]

You'll be saying you want a bit of her mum next

Well, now that you mention it…
(Only joking)

 

[iknowsomethingudont]

View attachment 1551800sorry if this has been posted already but lara posted this about her son, shame people on twitter were apparently idiots about him I do think it's nice how Jordan and Thomas posted kind things about him, Thomas may act stupid sometimes but I do think he is a kind person at heart

Ah i knew it

 

[Easilyannoyed]

I don’t think the son was that bad but the song sewed me shut

 

[noseybirdxo]

I do think the autism should of been mentioned. MAFS did throw him under the bus making him look a spoiled brat.

I think they showed her describe him as being socially awkward when really they should’ve said he’s autistic

 

[Its_Me]

It is possible though, that the son didn’t want it mentioned? I didn’t think he was that bad anyway even in terms of a ‘stroppy teenager’ he was just looking out for his mum who quite unconventionally was marrying a stranger and he was thrust into a wedding full of people he didn’t know whilst being filmed.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Thought this might be helpful

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Thought this might be helpful

So still two weddings to go!

 

[Its_Me]

Jess and her mate remind me of Kevin and Perry go large. Defo on the acid.

 

[Diagnosis123]

A charming hot air balloon interrupts Jess's photo shoot

 

[Clovis]

Lmao the Zelda triforce tattooed between her tits!

 

[calmyourritas]

Jess looks like she smells

 

[kettlecrisp32]

Jess reminds me of Jemma Lucy, just minus the neck tattoos.

 

[thetrooth]

Jess looks like she smells

Of what though?

 

[kettlecrisp32]

Of what though?

Bad decisions.

 

[thetrooth]

Bad decisions.

Ahhh yes I know that smell very well.

 

[LittleMissOnions]

I was drinking heavily and thought of the best next series. Get a load of contestants from the Jeremy Kyle show (granted Jess comes close anyway), get them plastered, a bit high, and then march them up the aisle.
Throw them in an all inclusive for the honeymoon and record the results.
Dear E4, I’ll take my royalties in used tenners thanks!!

At some point can we give them a load of candles under the pretence that we want a candle lit vigil a la Woodstock 99….I’m here for that kind of chaos

 

[irishsmile]

The word trollop springs to mind

The word head came to my mind lol

 

[MarshMallowMonster]

When Jess and her mum found out about her hubby’s stripper job, her hissy fit was ‘I want someone to look after me’ as was the mum’s.

I don’t get that vibe that she needs looking after she seems to be enjoying a mad party lifestyle.

Deffo just on MAFS for the exposure and poorly attempting some narrative. What was the narrative on her Sexy Beasts show?



Looking at the FB footage of this party, there are laughing gas canisters on the kitchen sideboard. Crazy circles to move amongst…