Married at First Sight UK #3 I’m in love with a stripper

[crispycrunch]

His single bed with star wars duvet cover.

And his yellow stained flat pillows

 

[aimzalicious]

and he's got a train set in his garage. Pass it on.

Richie would be a contestant on Lego Wars. Pass it on

 

[Now I get it]

Honeymoon Wasted on Jess. bleeping ungrateful silly cow

 

[LaBlonde]

Zoe will never be single again after being on MAFS!!!

she has a queue of interested people in this thread alone i think!

she’s an absolute catch. can’t believe jenna is just self-sabotaging. over being a vegan.

 

[Princess of Scots]

His single bed with star wars duvet cover.

Batman duvet like Cody

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Omg has her ex banged her mother?

 

[crispycrunch]

If she had a dick I’d date her.

Would you sit on her face though

 

[Turmeric123]

QUOTE="Dogtanian, post: 11608494, member: 74559"] with Hayley....
Yeah but at least Roy Cropper had a shag once in a while.
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[Londoncailín]

Richie would be a contestant on Lego Wars. Pass it on

His hair resembles an overgrown lego man

 

[Dogtanian]

PJ thinks Jess is 10/10??? Is he on crack?
She’s barely 3/10

 

[under the ivy]

Richie has teddy bedding

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Would you sit on her face though

Oo now there’s a question

 

[crispycrunch]

duck off jess you're not in your therapy session. Oh what's that my violin oh duck yeah the strings snapped the other day with a dead relative

 

[calmyourritas]

I like PJ yet I’m now questioning it for the fact he seems to genuinely like Jess

 

[paulpercy666]

elbows on the table Jess? were you dragged up?

 

[Miffy29]

Omg has her ex banged her mother?

Think she said the other day it was her step mum.

 

[Moongirl69]

View attachment 1560136QUOTE="Dogtanian, post: 11608494, member: 74559"] with Hayley....
Yeah but at least Roy Cropper had a shag once in a while.

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Ahaha stop it

 

[Miss Begotten]

she has a queue of interested people in this thread alone i think!

she’s an absolute catch. can’t believe jenna is just self-sabotaging. over being a vegan.

With most of the contestants you can totally see why they’re single, but I genuinely don’t understand how some lovely woman hasn’t snapped Zoe up already.

 

[Its_Me]

Jess is talking like she’s off her face and PJ seems like a nice genuine guy.

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Do those lips make Jesse's head wobble?