Married at First Sight UK #3 I’m in love with a stripper
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Princess of Scots
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Okay, I'm back and recapped up to date. Spam incoming.
I'm absolutely creased at Wish John Bishop. My first thoughts too. Adding that to the wiki. We've had Wish Ronaldo and now Wish John Bishop.
Harry Potter adults and Disney adults are two sides of the same coin. Like, grow up. I've also never watched any of the films. Everyone is always shocked when I tell them. Like, I've got to knocking on 22 without seeing them. I've never had any burning desire to watch it and honestly I don't want to.
I'm with whoever mentioned they aren't into male strippers. Totally gives me the ick. Couldn't think of much worse than going to Magic Mike or the Dreamboys. Nope
Jess's maw is harder than Tarzan's feet.
Richie's nephew
. He's cute.
Lara's son. duck sake wee man, calm your tits. Not to be rude or anything but I'm not really getting any spectrum vibes from him.
Richie's song. I'd have well got the ick if that was me
This is definitely an Ines and Bronson 2.0. Fuckin forgot he was a stripper
I'm absolutely creased at Wish John Bishop. My first thoughts too. Adding that to the wiki. We've had Wish Ronaldo and now Wish John Bishop.
Harry Potter adults and Disney adults are two sides of the same coin. Like, grow up. I've also never watched any of the films. Everyone is always shocked when I tell them. Like, I've got to knocking on 22 without seeing them. I've never had any burning desire to watch it and honestly I don't want to.
I'm with whoever mentioned they aren't into male strippers. Totally gives me the ick. Couldn't think of much worse than going to Magic Mike or the Dreamboys. Nope
Jess's maw is harder than Tarzan's feet.
Richie's nephew
. He's cute.Lara's son. duck sake wee man, calm your tits. Not to be rude or anything but I'm not really getting any spectrum vibes from him.
Richie's song. I'd have well got the ick if that was me
This is definitely an Ines and Bronson 2.0. Fuckin forgot he was a stripper
Sam and Lizzie againI normally go for petite girls? Nah
coconochanel
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I also wouldn't want to marry a stripper either but I wouldn't have thrown a hissy fit about it. At the end of the day it's the bloody producers fault not Pjay's. Did they throw them together because they both like Harry Potter? 
Its_Me
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It’s not necessarily my idea of husband material either but despite having a Range Rover (I also wouldn't want to marry a stripper either but I wouldn't have thrown a hissy fit about it. At the end of the day it's the bloody producers fault not Pjay's. Did they throw them together because they both like Harry Potter?
) she, and her mother said she needs someone to look after her and I think it’s pretty clear, even if we are all thick, what they both meant by that. If he was a footballer £££££££ who was equally away from home a lot they would both been fanning themselves off with excitement.Unicorn_Poop
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Holy flaps. Just seen Jess on her IG, wayyyy too much of her. Christ alive.
Its_Me
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What is her insta?
thetrooth
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My favourite is the classy black eye photo from getting in a fight in Ibiza
Jesspotter_xx
Its_Me
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Good grief, I actually wasn’t prepared for that. I forgot about the clip in plaits and pony tails she had at the start of the episode. Proper chav.
thetrooth
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Loves a fanny skimming dress that one
Diagnosis123
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Monster-In-Law 
MarshMallowMonster
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thetrooth
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I think she’s the one in the background. I spy a huge leg tattooShe is tagged here as dancing in skimpy undies. It’s Jess I guess? From her IG
MarshMallowMonster
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Oo maybe!
Am not job-shaming by the way, just think that Jess is not simply a happy-go-lucky dental hygienist. Her fire eating act from years ago looks kinda cool!
thetrooth
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I’ve followed her for years and from what I’ve seen she gave up the dancing and fire eating years ago and now does the dental hygienist and aesthetics stuff. Now she just gets the tatas out for insta! I must say I wish I had her body confidence
if I’d had the body for it when I was a bit younger I might have tried the dancing and fire stuff but alas I am permanently chubby and insecureMoonflower
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handy, that guitar just being left lying around like that
That tattoo!
less Harry potter, more John Lennon 
crispycrunch
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I'm with whoever mentioned they aren't into male strippers. Totally gives me the ick. Couldn't think of much worse than going to Magic Mike or the Dreamboys. Nope
Twas me!!! Everyone is shocked when I say that. Yeah I'm crude and like a, face sitting session but having a man oiled up slinging his shlong at me 
First up if that baby oil gets on your clothes it ain't coming out and second of all no meat and 2 veg is sexy
thetrooth
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Ok now you’ve said John Lennon I can’t unsee ithandy, that guitar just being left lying around like that
That tattoo!
Chez300
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It was less dramatic but I did like the realness of everyone and wanting to find “the one” and when it wasn’t working it was still entertaining to watch!
MarshMallowMonster
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I do think in these later series there is no expertise behind matching partners beyond what will garner ratings. The ‘experts’ may throw in a few genuine couples who may last the long run but otherwise it’s a melting pot of feisty, mismatched, temperamental fame-seekers. Still a hoot to watch tho!
Shesaidwhat?
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You’re here I was wondering where you gone sorry I got distracted by that one night stand programme afterwards and stopped replying. E4 really love a random show don’t they? That Body SOS was funny, the pornstar’s face when he realised it wouldn’t go up anymore .
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