Married at First Sight UK #3 I’m in love with a stripper

[paulpercy666]

shut the front door despise that phrase

 

[Now I get it]

Kwame has seriously skinny ankles.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Have none of these people heard of sun cream? Burnt to a crisp.

 

[Justrealising]

Is he wearing a VELOUR tracksuit top?

And matching bottoms

 

[Miss Begotten]

The Poundland pop star is so sweaty and weird and intense.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Spoiler: Unpopular opinion

I think jess is gorgeous

 

[crispycrunch]

Put your bleeping trout lips away jess you look a right bleep. Whilst we're at it put your hair down or get your ears pinned back

 

[Lilu22]

Oh piss off Jess

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

So if they think you'll get on you get a cold honeymoon. If they think you're gonna argue, you get the Maldives.

I'd actually like a cold honeymoon. I always dreamed of getting married at the top of a mountain.

 

[Turmeric123]

They so banged and got up to "foolishness"

foolishness - the new buzz word for "Intimacy"

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

“Someone to look after me”

 

[gollygally]

Mmmm Kwami and kasia also at the Maldives mmmm

 

[Moongirl69]

The Poundland pop star is so sweaty and weird and intense.

Like Dan?

 

[aimzalicious]

Cannot stand Jess, she is actually grim

 

[crispycrunch]

Right they're boring me off to get a cheeky bowl of cornflakes

 

[Clovis]

I can't with this Jess, all I see is this:

 

[iieee]

Jess it's 2022 you can get maternity pay now FFS

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

@crispycrunch has there been any ‘foolishness’ between you & DILF this week?

 

[Miss Begotten]

Like Dan?
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Sweaty Dan? That’s George, the emotionally overloaded serial killer!

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Oh my her lips are so bad. She keeps having to smack them together. Why do such pretty girls do this to themselves?