Married At First Sight UK 2024 #3 Peace Over Penis ☮

[Pocuspeg]

Yeah Polly and Bowl Head will never work...

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

Blimey there’s some truly awful outfits so far this series, someone upthread said they must have slashed the budget, does it even exist going on the evidence so far?!

 

[Alison]

I think it’s soooo much like Sam Faiers

She reminds me of the late Nikki Grahame…..

 

[Anti-influencer]

Hahaha he’s staying coz he wants a slice of Lacey

 

[Now I get it]

Bowl head/friar Tuck's head is shaped like a potato. A large baked Potato

 

[Longgtimelurker]

POLLY HE DOESNT WANT YOUUUUU!!!!! Why are these morons staying?

 

[suzieQ60]

Polly put the kettle on! Sorry couldn’t resist.. as you were!

 

[Jelly Bean]

Of course he'll stay. Longer to be on TV.

 

[Danielle0120]

HE DOESN'T LIKE HERRRRR
Stop forcing the man jesus christ. The experts are literally forcing him to like a girl he doesn't like. He shagged her, big deal. It's no different to a one night stand after a few drinks.

I feel sorry for him tbh. She needs to get a grip and a dress sense

Get Eve on the telly.

 

[MooBelle]

Oooh are they Vivienne Westwood earrings polly? Nice

She wore them at the dinner party too.
Not that anyone was looking at her ears when she was wearing that frock.

 

[thereshegoesagain]

I'm as grossed out by the friar as the rest of the country but you can't force someone to fancy someone they don't. He just ain't in it.

I agree but he’s just so ugly and so unlikeable and cocky it’s hard to take his side.

 

[wiganuser]

As if production would ask him to leave. It's so bleeping scripted it makes me howl

 

[Clovis]

Can't believe the bleep wrote Stay when he clearly doesn't fancy Polly. He just wants to keep his mug on telly.

 

[Emmadale]

Attraction isn’t something I can force but I’ve decided to stay?!

Make it make sense!

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I feel expert Paul’s socks and trainers are ruining his outfit. He needs some slippers or something.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

She’s not bloody celibate!!!

 

[Anti-influencer]

HAHA Paul has been reading tattle, thanks for correcting her perpetual incorrect use of the word celibate

 

[Pocuspeg]

I really hope that Lacey doesn't stray to Bowl Head!

 

[savedlatin21]

Hahahahah THANK YOU PAUL for explaining what celibacy actually is

 

[Now I get it]

Sleep on sofa (wasn't that the first thought?)