Married At First Sight UK 2024 #14 How am I a narkassist?

[craftingfroze]

My take on last night

Who is Lucy (ross’ hand)?!

Im disappointed in ross, sacha has tried defending his decision by saying he only sees his daughter at weekends anyway…ok yeah lets see how that works out. Another “dad” putting his latest gf first, so sad.

Wtf did adam have on his feet, were they kickers?

Poles dreadful fake tan and arse crack back, i wish i had half the confidence she had, she thinks she is hot as

The hd filming is enough to put anyone off joining a future series, the skin on most of them

That end clip, sorry but kristina still gives me pisshead messy vibes, smashed and crying yet again

They’re all giving gcse drama, if anyone is having rows like this after 6 weeks, guess what - it’s not going to work.

If there’s another after this, my thread suggestion is: dead, deceased, RIP

 

[Warriorqueen]

Oh ffs. I really think Amy is the biggest liar on that programme.
Luke posts supportive things about her but he's 'pretending'. How the duck does she know that? He's publicly supporting her and it's not good enough He probably hates the silly fucker and still isn't slagging her off, yet to her that is 'pretending' instead of just being a better person.
And he hasn't 'reached out' to her after he knows she's publically humiliated him over and over again.
Oh and she's been deleting nasty comments about him - translation - there haven't been any.

‘I know who I am…’

Yes and so do we. We see you.

 

[AreYouHavinAGiraffe]

Looks to me like Amy and The Friar have something going on from her stories. What a strange looking match! Luke was treated terribly by her and she’s been justifying it since the episode aired - no chance are we falling for it. She’s a real piece of work!

She’s not his type though

 

[Cocomelonmom]

Stop with the Facetuning!

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Tbf to Nathan isn't he just smizing, doing his best Zoolander bless him but Lacey... Good grief! That's so edited it's hilarious.
she's made herself look like a Bangkok lady boy in the process
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friendly reminder that petite means 5 foot 4 and under not slim/skinny

Ermm I'm pretty sure Friar was using it as a polite way to say he prefers a, ahem, slimmer frame.. I'm pretty sure in general that's how most apply it colloquially? But ok. I'll get the tape measure out next time anyone says petite.
But tbf Big Polls is huge in all senses so regardless of what way he meant it, she wasn't it

 

[Emmadale]

Love how Holly did her power speech with hand gestures saying how she was a new woman blah when she wrote leave with Alex but if you look at their instas they’re clearly still banging! No shock there!

 

[*twinkletwinkle*]

Ollehs gunt is gunting

She defo in the right line of business (influencing) to get them belly bloat tablets the shitfluencers all peddle.

 

[Bezzzz]

If there’s another after this, my thread suggestion is: dead, deceased, RIP

Yes this.

Oh, oh … and can we have a poll on what point people stopped watching nightly?

So I can shamefully vote I put myself through the entire 6 weeks over 35 hours of disappointment. Next year I’m not looking at the tv in September so I don’t get lulled into this of humanity.

 

[veevee04]

If I'm ever single Luke I'm chilled out like to laugh, my face isn't frozen and you can do ghost pottery anytime with me .
Eugh Amy is so boring

 

[AreYouHavinAGiraffe]

Anyone notice Adam was wearing cargo trousers with his shirt

 

[Zulkraa]

 

[Cocomelonmom]

Speaking of blatant Face tuning... They've all been FT'd to feck on this one
The mum

 

[BarryHeavens]

I was saying today to someone Polly may have lost weight but she's still the same disgusting ugly vile girl deep down. Her skin is awful too
What she needs to remember is she was begging it for 10 weeks and still came away with nothing, didn't act lady like and made a total twit out of herself....
And I'm still wondering where she gets sunglasses with those eyes so close together

And Holleh and her fat gut is parent of the year the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, the attitude on her tik tok is all I'm saying.
This is also the woman that gave an independent woman speech and went on about how Alex was scary and she didn't like it but then chases after him and puts herself first, would you want Alex around your kids if that was you!?

Both of them are a pair of wronguns, the ugliness is seeping from the inside out with both of them!

 

[Beth1980]

Next year they need to change the title to 'unacceptable behaviour in relationships' and see if the participants can spot them and the experts too.

 

[Clovis]

I'm warming up for the forthcoming tit show by watching Love Triangle Australia. I wouldn't say it's good, but my goodness it is messy.

 

[FrostyChops]

I'm warming up for the forthcoming tit show by watching Love Triangle Australia. I wouldn't say it's good, but my goodness it is messy.

I'm cutting up a mort lurf

 

[AreYouHavinAGiraffe]

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I’m going to be late tonight which means I’ll miss all their crappy outfits coming in

 

[WonkeyDonkey]

Wow! This season has been a slog, so many poor matches. I'd not want to put my name to the show if I was one of the ixperts.

If I wasn't home recuperating from surgery I would probably have given up watching it.

Anyway, I have 3 more weeks off work to fill so will be watching MAFS New Zealand. Is anyone else going to watch it? Not sure if there's a thread for it.

 

[whoareyouu]

It’s actually scary manipulative behaviour from Amy. Obviously trying to make out she had lots of negative comments about luke, therefore making him feel he is hated by the public when actually it’s herself that’s hated. What is this terrible behaviour she is insinuating that he has done? Like you say they’ve now left so there’s nothing stopping her telling us? That’s probably because it’s bullshit, and she’s not getting the response she clearly expected from the public. She obviously thought she would have people thinking she is a “queen” and “iconic” when she was completely toxic. Luke has been so respectful and has had nothing bad said about her, he’s the one who’s displayed classy behaviour, not her.

She’s needs to either say it with chest or shut up. She’s being as fake as she claims Luke to be.

I wonder if Caspar is there tonight. He will probably die at the state of all the shouting.

 

[Furrytriangle]

As much as this season has been dire, wtf am I gonna do Monday-Thursday evenings when it’s all over