Married At First Sight UK #2 I didn’t know I was marrying Clare Balding

[Shinythings]

Well that's my vagina dried up completely. Cheers, Richie.

 

[bananabutter]

Wow Jess’ mum is unbelievable rude who does she think she is telling him to sort his life out like he has something to prove to her. Stuck up witch he’s got more class than her daughter!

 

[crispycrunch]

Thing is we all know jess will be asking R Kelly to do a private dance for her before they shag

 

[Jt2020]

Sad Richie didn’t pick a Take That song

 

[noseybirdxo]

He actually has a nice voice, awww

 

[Diagnosis123]

Jess's mom
"Where is your hairline gonna be in 5 years time? And how the f*** are you planning to stop it receding?"

 

[Moonflower]

Jess's Mum! OMG is this what women are to aspire to these days, for someone to look after them? I would be absolutely horrified if that's the message I gave to my daughter about marriage.

 

[queenbees]

I’m cringing

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Imagine if Jess was the stripper and she was BERATED by the in laws for it. Wow. Speechless.

 

[Clovis]

Oh no, he's not going to sing....

 

[ElektraWintour]

I wish they would do a dinner party with just the mums, I would pay to watch that!

MAFS producers if you’re reading, do this!!!

 

[Thank(space)you]

Oh! Getting total Bronson and innes vibes

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The wallpaper is vile

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Jess's mum definitely copped a gob full of whipped cream when she went to Dreamboys, that's why she is so worked up about it

 

[Lilu22]

Not me going on the Dreamboys website to find PJay… and yes, he’s still on there

 

[noseybirdxo]

The Harry Potter tattoo is more of an ick/red flag than being a stripper tbh

 

[crispycrunch]

What's with the garish Hotel interiors

 

[Miffy29]

Oh! Getting total Bronson and innes vibes

Omg Innes

 

[theGC]

PJ dealt with her mum very well and her disappearance too as well actually…

 

[Dogtanian]

Do we know what band Richie was in?

‘Dare’.
No, I’ve not heard of them either.